The sweet smell of spamano prt 1

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Spain: ooooooh Roma!

Romano: what do u-a want?

Spain: Don't u know what today is

Romano: is it the day u leave-a me alone?

Spain: *sobbing* I CANT BELIEVE U FORGOT TODAY, HOW COULD YOUU! I THOUGHt WE HAD SOME THING SPECIAL

Romano: wtf r-a u talking bout

Spain: DATS IT! LOVINO VARGAS IM CALLING MI MAMÁ

Romano: I'm-a so confused

France: *Magically appears wearing a mini skirt* Oh mon petit Dieu arrêter harceler ma fille

Romano: AAHahahhahaahaaaAAAAAAAH ITS FRANCE WEARING A MINI SKIRT! WHHHYYYYY CAN I UNDERSTAND WHAT HES SAYING! Oh by the way u know Spain is a boy right? why r u calling him ur daughter?

France: *flips hair* cuz I can mon ami

Romano: ok just checking, now what was I saying again?

France: you were yelling about me being here

Romano: oh right Thanks...AHHHHHH ITS FRANCE SPAIN SAVE MEH *jumps in Spain's arms*

Spain: Hang on tight Lovi *magically grows wings made of tomatoes and flies of into da sunset made of rainbow unicorns*

AUTHORS NOTE

Wow that was erm interesting but ok oh and France come here and tell them wat u said

France: non

Why u son of a... never mind I'll tell them my self.... Canada! tell the nice ppl what Francey-pants said!

Canada: he said Oh my little God stop harassing my daughter

Is that what he said? oh wow I thought he was talking bout bacon never mind

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⏰ Last updated: Sep 01, 2014 ⏰

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