[April comes face to face with Michelangelo]
Michelangelo: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Chill! It's just a mask, see? Don't freak out.
[takes off his mask]
Michelangelo: Right?
[April faints]
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Vernon Fenwick: So they're aliens?
April O'Neil: No, that's stupid. They're turtles.
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Bernadette Thompson: Is there anything else we should know about them?
April O'Neil: They're ninjas.
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Raphael: That's what I'm talking about! Like shadows in the night, completely unseen...
[April takes a picture]
Michelangelo: What was that?
Donatello: It's a camera flash...
[April runs]
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Leonardo: [to April] Do NOT say a word about this to anyone. If you do, we will find you.
Michelangelo: Yeeeaaah, we'll fiiiind yoooou!... I'm sorry, that came across super-creepy. We will find you, though!
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"Raphael - Remember that thing you used to say when we were kids?
Michelangelo - You made me promise never to say it again.
Raphael - Forget about that. Still got one in the tank?
Michelangelo - Have been holding it in for years.
Leonardo - Wait guys, wait up...
Michelangelo - Cowabunga!
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"Vernon - Four Turtles, one's fighting a robot samurai. Why not?
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"Donatello - If this tower falls, the toxin makes ground impact and will contaminate at a 10 block radius!
Leonardo - What are the odds of us stopping that from happening?
Donatello - Uh, 0.00000000003%.
Leonardo - I'll take it."
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"Raphael - Thanks for the traffic update Donnie! You doing sports and weather next?!
Donatello - If you're going to be nasty about it, then I guess you don't want to know that there's a 500 foot drop in the next 53 seconds!
Raphael - Are you saying there's a-?!
Leonardo - CLIFF!
Raphael, Donatello & Michelangelo - AHHHH!
Leonardo - We gotta get April out of there!"
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[April meets the Turtles for the first time]
April O'Neil: What are you?
Leonardo: Well, miss, we're ninjas.
Raphael: We're mutants!
Donatello: Technically, we're turtles.
Michelangelo: And we're teenagers. But we can have adult conversations.
April O'Neil: So, you're... Ninja Mutant Turtle Teenagers?
Donatello: When you put it like that, it sounds ridiculous!
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[the Turtles are in an elevator]
Michelangelo: [taps a rhythm on his nunchuks] MC Mikey!
[his brothers follow suit with their weapons]
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Leonardo: I think this is it, guys!
[the Turtles and April start to plummet to the ground]
Leonardo: Does anyone have anything they wanna say? Donnie?
Donatello: I'm the one who eats the icing off the pop tarts in the morning and puts them back in the box!
Michelangelo: I so did not understand the ending of Lost!
Leonardo: Raph?
Raphael: I just... uh, uh... If this our last moment together, I just want you guys to know I'm sorry! I'm sorry I was so hard on you! Ugh. Everytime I pushed you I... I threatened you, I yelled at you, I pushed you beyond your limits, it's because I believe in you! I believe in each one of you! I believe in you spirit and your intelligence and your potential! And every time I talked about walking away it was because I was scared! I just didn't think I was good enough to stand next to you and call you brothers, and say to you, I love you! I love you guys so much!
Donatello: Raph... we made it. You crying?
Raphael: No, twinkle. It's just a little dusty out here.
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Donatello: [wakes up April] Ma'am, can you hear me? Do you know what city you're in? Do you know where you are?
Michelangelo: Have you seen that video where the cat is playing Chopsticks with chopsticks?
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[Splinter catches the Turtles sneaking in]
Splinter: Where have you been?
[knocks down Leonardo]
Raphael: We were working out!
[gets knocked down]
Donatello: I forgot to soak my retainer!
[gets knocked down]
Michelangelo: I'm totally sleepwalking! Mikey's sleeping, and walking, he's totally innocent!
[gets knocked down]
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[from trailer]
Raphael: Drive!
Vernon Fenwick: You're a talking turtle...
Raphael: Yeah, and you're a human nerd. Now that we've got that out of the way, HIT IT!
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Michelangelo: Leo's in trouble!
Raphael: My shell's cracked... just duct tape it up...
Donatello: Allow me to be the badass for once!
[goes to save Leonardo]
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[the Turtles surive a barrage of gunfire]
Raphael: We're bulletproof...
Leonardo: Sweet!
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Raphael: Ram the gate!
Vernon Fenwick: Ram the gate? This is Channel 6 property!
Raphael: I SAID RAM THE GATE!
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TMNT Quotes
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