gay shit (gay connected universe)

As Vines

Mark: Chris! Is that a weed?

Chris: *clearly holding a cigarette* no, this is a crayon.

Mark: I'm calling the police.

*dials 911 into a microwave*

Microwave: 911, what's your emergency?

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Elijah: people are constantly asking me: 'what's it like to be a sexy motherfu-' *slips and falls*

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Gen: Ade, look how cute these pens are.

Ade: Gen, that's gay.

Gen: Ade, we've been dating for-

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Ethan: hey, how much did you pay for that taco?

Link: *starting to rap* oh, you know this boy's got his free taco- *slips on a skateboard and drops taco*

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Ade: hey, Gen, you want some *hands a happy family*

Gen: this bitch empty *throws* yeET.

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Rebecca: gimme your FUCKING HOMOSEXUALITY *throws Gen*

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Connor: *to Mark's dead malnourished body* Mark? Maaaarrrkkk? Oh my fucking god, he's fucking dead.

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Gang member who shot Chris's brother: you ready to fucking die?

Chris: yo, I'm a bad bitch, you can't kill me.

*silence*

Gang Member: bitch-

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Ethan: hey, how y'all-

Satan (Link's Dog): *demon growling*

Ethan: *screams* get YOUR FUCKING DOG, BITCH-

Link: *calmly playing Kirby* it don't bite.

Ethan: YES IT DO

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Link: sit.

*Satan sits*

Link: shake.

*Satan shakes*

Link: speak.

Satan: FUCK.

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*Sam, Elijah and Nathan are dancing to music wearing shades and blankets*

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Connor: *wearing spoons over his eyes* don't mind me I'm just busy mmmmmblocking out the haters.

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Ade: *scares Gen with the thought of happiness*

Gen: *screams but quickly turns it into a beautiful rendition of Chandelier by Sia*

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Elijah: after one hour of trying to put Ivy (younger sister) to sleep.

*Ivy starts to slide down the stairs*

Elijah: Ivy NO!

*thar she blows.*

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Jaime: it's is Wednesday my dudes.

Dan and Luke: *scream whilst getting the shit kicked out of them*

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Connor: *filming a Potato spinning around his room on a fan* a Potato flew around my room before you came.

*cut to Mark, Gen and Ade screaming as the Potato spins around full speed*

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Sam: ooh, I like your accent, where're you from?

Elijah: I'm Australian.

Sam: oh, my bad *whispering* I like your accent, where're you from?

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Carly: *to Sam* we all die, you either kill your self or get killed.

Carly: *dances to a beat* watchu gon' do? Watchu gon' do?