As Drag Race Moments

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Nathan: *walks backwards into a classroom* miss vangieeeeee. Miss vangieeeeeeee.

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Sydney: just because you have a sugar daddy who pays for everything for you.

Ethan: *holding a cocktail* I don't have a sugar daddy. I've never had a sugar daddy. If I wanted a sugar daddy, yes, I could probably go out and get one because I am what? Sickening. You could never get a sugar daddy, because you are not that type of girl. Everything I have, I have worked for and gotten. I've built myself from the ground up bITCH *throws drink*

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Gen: so, what did Mark say?

Connor: oh, he said lots of thing-

Ellie: you're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model, everything about you is perfect. Did you stone those tights? Oh, you're smiling. He eats him up every single time he's on that damn stage. *stutters angrily* he could walk out in fucking diaper, he's be like 'Connor, your smile is beautiful."

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Ethan: hi, I'm Ethan, yaboi for short, Lucia if your nasty.

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*Jaime and Rachel in a couple argument*

Rachel: alright, you tired-ass showgirl.

Jaime: at least I am a showgirl, bitch. Go back to Party City where you belong.

Rachel: *in front of mirror doing makeup* fuckin' tired-ass showgirl. I'm the future of drag, bitch.

*cuts to Rachel doing an interview*

Rachel: Party City. Fuck You. I like Party City.

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Mark: *to Gen* legendary, you say? Looks to me more like Leg and Dairy.

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Chris: *to Link* I'm not gonna conversate with you.

Link: I think it's converse.

*silence*

Link: just say talk. 'I'm not gonna talk with you.' *sips drink*

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Dan: when did you decide to make peace with someone you argued with.

Luke: about five minutes ago I looked over at Connor and realised he was ugly. And I'm at peace with that.

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⏰ Last updated: Jan 28, 2019 ⏰

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