You are at a makeup convention. Suddenly James walks up to u and snatched ur weave and eats it. You felt so sister shook. You nutted instantaneously. His makeup looked so hot today 😍😍😍😍
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James made his way to a stage, where he beckoned all of the crowd to approach him. Once he noticed all of the fans around him, he cleared his throat and began his speech.
"WHOOMP WHOOMP WHOOMP YEAYEAHYEAHH"
The crowd roared. This was such a beautiful speech. Everyone was sister shook. Weaves were flying. Tea was spilt. Every beauty guru quaked.
Suddenly James was elected as president. For his statement, he used the exact speech that he had spoken at the convention. Donald Stupidf trumpet fuckign died bc he's a stupdi cutn and not worthy. James found great power from his new role. He took advantage of it. James now made it illegal to be hetero in america. All the straights were yeeted right into the fuckn ocean on an island which was renamed hetero land. He released new sexy merch, that being rainbow hats that said "make America gay again" 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 so controversial. oh he also banned the writer of this cursed trash from entering the country bc they're a fucking loser. Sal became the new official mascot for the USA and an advocate for LGBTQ+. James also made it illegal for other beauty gurus to sell makeup. It shall only be he who has the right to sell makeup. Buy his palette or u will turn gay
"Anyways sisters," he chuckled evilly into the microphone. "You're never allowed to buy makeup from other people otherwise i will personally assassinate you myself."
And then god blew up the whole ass fukin' earth bc what the fuck ?
