The Life and Times of Doctor Yundle

First Day on the Job

"And Doctor Yundle, could you just clarify for me in what area you received a PhD in?"

Doctor Yundle simply winks, a wink so devestatingly beautiful that it has been known to cause one to entirely forget why they are here or what they are doing.

"I'm sorry, i seem to have lost my train of thought. Where were we?"

Yundle smiles, "I believe we were just finalising the details, with you having just hired me and everything."

" Oh thank you, I'm terribly sorry I must have just blanked there for a moment."

"Don't sweat it, Cupcake." Yundle stared into the soul of his employer as he spoke these words, freezing her in place with fear, confusion, and yet also attraction. The two then shook hands and Yundle was to begin work on Friday. It was a Tuesday and that night as the interviewer was asking her husband to call her cupcake during a moment of passion, across town, Dr Yundle floated. Nine feet above the ground in the park he calls home, the leaves of a tree gently brushing his perfectly groomed hair.

Yundle drops to the ground, eyes wide with years of knowledge and power behind them. Looks up at the moon, and calls to it.

"My name is Doctor Chadwick Yundle, and I have achieved alpha status. you too can one day live like me if you will allow me to show you the way of the Chad." Yundle gazes up at the moon in anticipation, currently experiencing one of very few moments where he is unsure of what is going to happen.

Amazingly, the moon responded. Slowly descending to the earth before the Doctor, the Moon "hatched" and out popped a 3 foot tall sensation who, five years from now, would be the worlds second alpha of all time. The shell of the moon lay strewn about the park area, but someway, somehow, Yundle arranged them into a dome shape, complete with doors and windows, before the moon child had finished his first blink. He fell to his knees in amazement and expressed his yearning for power, success, status, alphadom.

"Teach me."