The Life and Times of Doctor Yundle

Confusion, followed by enlightenment.

As Moonboy crossed back from the road over to the Doctor, a truck driver was steadying himself after having narrowly missed a creature he had never seen in his lifetime.

Chuck Driver (The Truck Driver) wasn't sure what to make of the 3 foot tall being, but even after only seeing it for a split second, he knew it was no ordinary child.

The main thing setting chuck off was the faint glow that radiated from the kid. Does this make him a ghost? Maybe he's just sleep deprived? No. This was real as real could be, and nothing Driver had ever seen done did glowed like that.

20 minutes later. South Oomahan truckstop. Chuck grabs a steak sandwich and links up to the wi-fi. The following searches are made.

Glowing child

Child with craters

Moon kids

Is the moon a person

What is alphadom

Alphadom chart dohiggy

The Table of Alphadom

The internet had led chuck down a path that had everything to do with the boy he'd seen earlier, and once presented with this enigmatic table, something inspired him. Later Chuck would be the second person in many years to enlist in Alphadom, but right now he had a steak sandwich to finish.

"The Table of Alphadom, my boy, is the very structure of our way of life"
Yundle is pointing at an enormous board shaped like a triangle.
"You, as well as most life forms, are here"
Yundle motions to the base of the triangle- the lowest rank of Omega
"The path to Alphadom involves working one's way up each of these rankings to the pinnacle of existence, at which I currently reside."
Moonboy looked up at the board with eyes wider than the Sad Canal.
"Doctor Yundle Mister Sir? How do I move up the ranks?"
"Patience, celestial child. All will be explained in it's own time. Let us rest. Training will begin at 4am sharp"