The Life and Times of Doctor Yundle

Basic Strains

4am.

Moonboy is startled awake by the fact that he is suddenly free falling from some ridiculous height. But it only takes a moment to realise what is happening. The initial startle fading away, Moonboy confidently calls for Yundle to pull him out of whatever illusion or trick he has been placed in.

No response.

The ground is rushing up quickly, real as ever. Moonboy needed a solution pronto, but as the ground drew nearer and nearer the fear that there was no solution grew. Finally, Moonboy braced for impact and...

Careens into the earth like a drill, going upwards of 20 metres underground, dirt clogging Moonboy's eyesight. Finally he stops.

Yundle is peering into the hole

"Really wakes ya up doesn't it? Of course I usually jump from your dad, but..... that's a little difficult to measure...now."

Moonboy is astonished, disoriented, but mostly showing signs that he is not a morning person, especially when that morning involves experiencing the full impact of a skyscraper level drop.

"But, but how?"
"Invincibility charm. Alright hop on up here kid, it's gonna be a big day."

40 minutes of gruelling climbing through thick dirt later, Moonboy, sweaty and breathless emerges to find Yundle nowhere to be found, all that's left a note by the hole.

Sorry, something has come up. I'll be back at some point. Listen, I've cast a spell on my coworkers at the hospital but for it to work I need you to do something. Find some dope on the street and throw this attached dust at them.They will essentially be at your command at that point, so make them go and work my job. No one will be suspicious because of my spell.

In the meantime, you need to be training daily if you want to enlist in Alphadom, with or without me present. Here's the routine:

80,000 jumping jacks
Twelve ton deadlift- 30 reps
Break a bone and then heal it
Headspin for 8 minutes
10k monkey bars
Bike across Desmond Pond
Ice skating-40k
20 push ups
Scale the big tooth

Have fun kiddo! Dr. Y

Moonboy was off looking to dust someone without even finishing the note.