"So Hanna, are you ready for the tour of my house?" Jeffree asks.
"Of course!" I exclaim.
"Well let's go find your dad, he's in the maids corders" Jeffree says. He turns and starts walking and I follow him. When Jeffree opens the door to the maids corders, Shane is rambling to the camera again.
"So what is this, is this a sex swing" Shane says Pointing to something.
"No, it's for Nates spine" Jeffree says. Jeffree starts explaining what it does and what not while I look around the room.
"Hanna, let's go" Andrew says. I follow Shane, Jeffree and Andrew out of the room.
As Jeffree gives shane a tour of the living room that I don't really pay attention to.
"Jeffree?" I say.
"What's up sweetheart?" Jeffree asks.
"Why do you have so many pin ball machines?" I ask.
"Can I be honest?" He asks. I nod. "That's not even half of what we own, those are just the ones that we like playing at the moment"
"Wow" I say. My mouth is a gap.
"Let's go check out the kitchen," Jeffree says, "it's so small I'm so embarrassed" as we walk into the kitchen, I yet again am amazed by the size if the kitchen.
"This is small?" I say to the camera. Jeffree shows Shane, Andrew and the camera his two fridges. Which are empty because he went on vacation. Except for like 15 pints of Ben and Jerry's ice cream.
"Jeffree....." I say looking at him with pleading eyes "can I have a bowl of ice cream?"
"Hanna don't be asking for things!" Andrew scolds. He tends to be my 'unofficial third parent' and takes the role as 'strict parent' when Ryland isn't around.
"Sorry.." I duck my head and attempt to go back to the living room, but I feel a hand on my shoulder. Whoever it is turns me around. I see that it's Jeffree, handing me a pint of cookie dough ice cream.
"Where are the bowls?" I ask. Jeffree laughs.
"We don't use bowls in this house, just straight out of the pint sweetie" Jeffree says. He hands me a golden spoon.
"Jeffree, she ate before she came here.." Shane says, trailing off a bit, I make a mental note to have Andrew edit this out.
"Nonsense, there's always room for more food" Jeffree says. I open the pint and take a small spoonful. It's really really good.
Shane and Jeffree start talking about the Gucci suitcases that Jeffree has on his table as I eat my ice cream.
"Hanna do you want to come outside with us?" Shane asks.
"Yeah sure" I say. I close the lid to my ice cream and put it back in the freezer and follow them outside. Jeffrees back yard is huge!
Shane goes to sit on Jeffrees pink barbie chair. And they are talking about the origins of it.
"Hey Jeffree, want to see something really cool?" I ask.
"Sure honey" Jeffree says. Shane looks at me with confusion but I just wink.
Imagine it's Hanna and not Sofie Dossi. But tbh I do this all the time in real life and it's fun
"Woah!" Jeffree says in amazement. "How do you do that?"
"I don't know, just naturally flexible I guess" I say.
Time skip (it's almost one am and I'm getting tired so)
Jeffree gave Shane, Andrew and I a tour of the upstairs. Which was, quite interesting to say the least. I saw a lot of things. And now we were approaching Jeffree's office that he has at home, best time to give him what I drew.
"Hey, Jeffree?" I say.
"What's up sweetheart?" Jeffree asks.
"I-uh- made something for you" I say. Pulling it out if my bag that I brought with me.
"Hanna! These are so good" Jeffree says. "Thank you!" Jeffree hugs me. I smile from ear to ear."I actually have something for you later" Jeffree says.
"What is it?" I ask.
"That's for me to know, and you to find out" Jeffree smirks. Shane and Jeffree talk about the music that Jeffree used to put out back in his days on MySpace. Before we go back downstairs. Where Jeffree says that he has a suprise for Shane.
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Adopted by Shane Dawson and Ryland Adams
FanfictionMy name is Hanna. I'm 13. i live i la. I've been in an orphanage since I was 5. my parents used to abuse me. they were alcoholics and druggies. but one day a gang killed them because they owed them Money. I was hiding under my bed. and one of them f...