Z Nation Imagines!

Dating Sarge would include

Because I miss my f u c k i n g wife

- Whining and calling her 'Lily' when you want something.

- She likes to be the little spoon, usually while also spooning her rifle.

- Always sitting next to each other when being held hostage, when there's a vehicle, or on each other's lap if needed. (She's small and light and you can cuddle while holding her~)

- Plucking a few wild flowers to give her

- "Not near as beautiful as my Lily though."

- Cue Sarge's smitten eye rolls

- You really want to flatter Sarge? Compliment her aim.

- She knows she's good as hell, but loves showing off for you.

- Very touchy couple. Lots of little kisses.

- Inside jokes that confuse the hell out of everyone, you talk post-apocalypse memes.

- Plating with her hair as it gets longer, she loves it and leans into your touch with a quiet groan of content.

- Grabbing the near empty chapstick and using the rest, which turns into a fight of you should've shared and ends in making out on the ground.

- Murphy's on the other side of the campfire dramatically being grosses out until Warren smacks him.

- Taking watch together and quietly talking between shooting wandering zombies.

- Cuddling and making out in truck beds when 10k's on lookout.

- Trying to share your good rations to be sweet but you're both starving and need it so it basically becomes an argument of eat your damn food before I make you.

- Innuendos. Innuendos everywhere.

- Being really disappointed you weren't in the barber shop to see her standing around in underclothes all evening.

- Going with her to kill the Z's swarming 10k and not letting her fucking die.