Z Nation Imagines!

Sarge NSFW headcanons

Because I've forgotten to post this for how many months...I wrote these quite awhile ago, beware.

- Due to apocalypse you two probably don't go down on each other that often, because lack of privacy and no running water.

- After the rare occasions of washing up in a stream or Murphy Town bath though?

- You and Sarge are nightmares to be around, always sneaking off and never being near quiet enough about it.

- Though she likes it, bondage probably doesn't happen that much since in is "secure" places you never know when a Z will show up and then it's just a hassle.

- She gives you a ridiculous eyebrow wiggle and "suggestive" look when she wants to go have some fun.

- You laugh while following her out.

- Fingering definitely happens.

- A lot.

- Shoved in a locker together with too many Z's right outside? Well you'll be in there awhile anyway...

- She moans a lot, not necessarily loud but you know how much she loves the attention you're giving her.

- Even in you're just working on her neck, she loves getting and giving hickeys.

- Both of you are bruised messes without the least bit of shame or subtly.

- Murphy tries teasing but it doesn't even work, she's shameless and you will be too.

- Plus rubbing it in his face he's just jealous about not getting any.