Padrea Psammbastian Bobpski's Million Dolla Book

When you can't expose ur names

Most of these are from Tumblr.

Annie and Kylea: "This was not how I was expecting to spend my teenage years."

Charlotta: "I show my affection to my friends by gently bullying them."

Blakeh: *Shows up at your door 10 years after we had an argument* "aND ANOTHER THING."

Coffee Organisation Threeo after the 6th grade fight: "Sometimes, it physically pains pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments."

*Planet explodes*
Charlotta and Annie playing Mystic Messenger: *Removes one earbud* "What?"

Annie: "Houston, I have so many problems."

Sebby-chan: "'Cause darling, I'm a nightmare dressed as a gay meme."

Coffee Organisation talking about Shaving Utensil and Gae: "I came out to attack people and I'm honestly having such a good time, right now."

Annie: "Treat your friends like you treat your food."
EZ Dispenser: "Eat them and feel guilty about it."

Annie and Charlotta: "When are things not going to suck, anymore?"

Sebby-chan to EZ Dispenser: "You look like the kinda person who doesn't give pencils back."

Charlotta to Annie: "It's not a murder if you say sorry after."

Blakeh: "The snack that smiles back."
Shanathan: "Children."

Charlotta: "I'm byesexual as in bye don't touch me."

Annie: "It's dark. I'm scared."
Shanathan: "Don't worry, boi. I got this."
Shanathan: *Stomps foot*
Shanathan: *Sketchers light up*

Gae: "You've changed."
Sebby-chan: "I know, I'm a Transformer."

Sebby-chan's Gay Senses(TM): "Was that awkward eye contact or were we just checking each other out" — A Life Story

Gae after "breaking up" with Sebby-chan: "Just dropped my new single. It's me. I'm single."

Sebby-chan: "I ship me and money."

Blakeh destroying Shaving Utensil and Gae: "Hi. I'm here to ruin everything."

EZ Dispenser: "I'm not a madman. Some of my best friends are still alive."

Coffee Organisation apartees after being fired up: "Where is everybody?"
Coffee Organisation apartees: *checks clock*
Coffee Organisation apartees: "Ah, the sleeping hours."

Blakeh @ Shaving Utensil: "Write 'nothing is set in stone' on my grave as both a witty joke and a subtle warning that I will be back."

Annie: "Becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life."

Conman: *Steals ur girl*
Conman: *Mom finds out and makes me return her and apologise*

Sebby-chan being smart: "To quote Hamlet Act III Scene iii line 92, 'no'."

Charlotta: "Hey. Sorry I'm late. I didn't want to come."

Gae: "You're cute."
Someone trying to be nice: "No, you're cute."
Gae: *Gets our knife* "NO, YOU'RE CUTE."

Coffee Organisation: "Do you have some of those friends where you can't even remember how you became friends, you just suddenly were friends?"

Conman: *Runs after garbage truck* "WAIT!!!!! YOU FORGOT ME!!!!!"

Charlotta: "I may seem like an angry person on the surface, but deep inside, I'm actually angrier."

Sebby-chan: *Sigh* "Why am I better than everyone else."