Are you getting old? Are you constantly forgetting where you put your wallet? Are you forgetting that your son has a key and can get in the house without notifying you? Good luck, granny! We can't save you from that heart attack, but we can save you from losing your credit card again! With our new technology that you won't be able to pronounce, we've come up with a new way to alert you as to where your credit card is kept (if you even know what that is)! With our necklace that looks oddly like a life alert, you won't have to worry about losing your money ever again! With one click of a button, you too can find your card thanks to the alarm system we've implemented into each and every card! As soon as the button is pressed a loud siren will go off, alerting you of the card's position in your home! If you own both a life alert and a C.A.R.D. (Card Alert is Really Deafening) you may want to label them so you won't get confused, that way you can't sue us for giving you a heart attack or something you funky little individual!
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My Original Works
RandomThe random short stories that I've come up with in my spare time; most are the product of single word prompts, others are just ideas that I had to jot down. Regardless, I hope you enjoy them!
