Striker

Round Seven

Laughter fills the room as Dany steps onto a small round stage. It appears as though the girl had just entered a comedy club. Dany raises her left eyebrow and looks around, soon, her eyes fell upon a man with a pale face and green hair sitting on the other end of the stage. He had a large wide smile and his glare was locked onto our hero's appearance.

"I'm assuming you're my next opponent?" Dany asks the man as she slowly takes a step towards him.

"Welcome to the Cat's Meow Cafe."  He laughs with a raspy voice. Dany blinks and shakes her head before some intense music begins to play.

"The Joke Battle has begun!" The narrator rings out as a random crowd cheers loudly.

"Let dance old man." Dany says blankly, not really wanting to start a battle she'll most likely lose.

"Dancing. Hehe" He laughs, "what are we? Footloose?" The man laughs more and Dany just stares at him.

"How about, no." The girl sighs and shakes her head. "You're not punny, so stop trying to be funny." The man's eye begins to twitch as his fake smile begins to lose its joy. "Just let it go..."

"What is this? A disney movie?" His eyes narrow down onto the girl, "do you need a Prince to come save you, princess?"

"No," Dany replies bluntly. "But you may need to get a real sense of humour from your animal friends."

"You Keep Batman Out Of This!" He calls from the top of his lungs, standing up and walking over to the girl who smirks lightly at his outburst.

"What's wrong? Need Elsa to heal your burn?" Dany smirks smugly at the Joker. "No?" She replies before he has a chance to backfire. "Then you will for your Olaf."

"My wha-" Dany kicks the man's sweet spot while he was caught off guard and he collapses to his knees. "Ooohhh.... laaaFFFFF...." The Joker mumbles as he holds his man parts in pain.

"That's how you give the punch line a kick." Dany puts on a pair of sunglasses and drops the mic, before walking off stage and moving on to the next round.