Exposing Cheaters- OffGun

THIRTEEN

"Nook ! he's coming over !" Gun exclaims and Nook rolls her eyes. "tell him not to, you need to rest Gun." Nook strictly says and Gun pouts, "no i don't ! he just punched me, i'm fine." he explains and Nook shakes her head, "you have a bruise on your cheek, and a couple bruises on your stomach, you aren't fine." she states and Gun shakes his head vigorously. "he's coming, i don't care."

"you're such a child-" Nook is interrupted by the doorbell. she looks at Gun before quickly leaving the room ahead of him. "hi, can i help you ?" she asks and Off looks at her confused. "uh, i think i have the wrong-"

"P'Off !" Gun pushes Nook out of the way and pulls Off into his apartment. "Nook, bye." he smiles cutely and she glares at him before leaving. "you better be getting some dick." she says before closing the door. Gun blushes and covers his face with his hands. "i'll gladly let you-"

"P' Off !" Gun gasps and turns around to walk away embarrassed, but before he can get far, Off wraps his arm around Gun's waist and pulls him back. "i'm kidding, baby." he laughs and Guns eyes widen, Off called him baby.

they go to sit on Gun's couch. "are you okay ?" Off asks worriedly and touches Gun's bruised cheek, carefully. "y-yeah, i'm fine." he stammers and Off smiles. "great, will you go to a party with me ?"

"what ?"

"will you go to a party that is being thrown in the GMM building ?" Off explains and Gun shakes his head, "no thank you." he smiles at him and Off frowns, "please, baby ?"

"i- no, i won't. calling me that won't make me go with you." Gun groans, it will make him say yes, who is he kidding. "baby, please !" Off tries again and Gun sighs dramatically before nodding.

"great, it's tomorrow, i'll pick you up at seven." Off smiles excitedly. Gun nods and smiles, "i'll only go, if we can watch Puppy Honey right now."

"won't you get jealous ?" Gun looks at him confused and Off laughs, "i have a boyfriend in the series." he explains and Gun pouts cutely, "who ?"

"Tay"

"oh, i'm cuter."

"do you even know him ?" Gun shakes his head causing Off to laugh. "he has a boyfriend." Off explains, "i'm still cuter."

"you've met him before."

"he was on 'Exposing Cheaters' he's dating New." Gun looks at him confused but soon after realizes he had in fact met Tay. "oh shit, never mind then, he's cuter." he pouts and Off agrees, earning a slap to the head. "i can say that, you can't !" he snaps and Off nods.

"alright then."

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"no, not that." Gun groans for the nth time that night. he had called Nook over to help him pick out an outfit for the GMM party. Nook rolls her eyes and goes back into Gun's closet to pick something. she comes out with a red flannel and black baggy pants, before Gun can reject the outfit she throws it at him, "you wearing that, i don't care." she says before walking over to Gun and pushing him off the bed to change. "don't look." he warns.

"i look cute." Gun says once he's finished dressing. "what am i saying, i always look cute." he face palms and Nook ignores him. "thank you, Nook," he smiles widely, "you can go now." Nook glares at him. "i'm staying here. i'll most likely eat your food- but you will deal with that !" Nook says sternly and Gun giggles and nods.

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