Characters:
Katrina(Kat)-14 years old. Enjoys writing. Funny.
Mom-35 years old. Kat's mom.
(Kat and Mom riding in car on the way home from Kat's soccer practice)
Kat: Mom! You know what he said to me tonight??
Mom: Who?
Kat: My boyfriend! Who else?
Mom: Kat! Don't be rude!
Kat: Yes ma'am.
Mom: So what were you saying??
Kat: Well, he was just like Hi. I was like Hey. And then this chick called him Chubby! And that ticked me off!
Mom: I'm sorry to hear that.
Kat: And then that got me thinking! Mom, I could so write a book! It could be called Ways to Make a Girl Mad. It would be awesome!
Mom: That's nice, sweetheart.
Kat: Number one. Insult her boyfriend. Number two. Insult her. Number three. Try to break her and her boyfriend up. Number fo-
Mom: Okay, sweetheart, I get it.
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A/N: See, my brain doesn't work the way everyone else's does. It comes up with little awkward scenarios like this all the time. Don't judge me. Hehe. I'm special.
