Awsten Knight × Kermit the Frog

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Awsten arrives home. "Babe, I'm home!" He calls out.

A small figure walks in. He has the perfect shape. His green skin that has bits of fuzz on it is absolutely perfect. His eyes are perfect. Everything about him.

Perfect.

Awsten couldn't help but to stare in awe. He took in every inch of his significant other.

Kermit the Frog.

"Why, hello, Awsten," Kermit spoke, with a wide smile spread, "I'm in the mood tonight." He continues, eyes filled with lust.

"What do you possibly mean, my dear Kermit?" Awsten replies, obviously acting innocent.

"Well... You know..." Kermit tries to hint with sexual tension filling the air.

Awsten catches on. "Oh. I for sure would love to."

Awsten carries Kermit into the bedroom (since Kermit is very small).

"Are you sure, Kermie?" Awsten checks in using a nickname only he can use for Kermit. "Yes," Kermit whimpered, "Just hurry up already."

Awsten unzipped his jeans. Kermit was growing hungry. Hungry for Awsten.

The smaller one eagerly ripped off Awsten's boxers. Kermit didn't have to do much work; he was a frog, he didn't have clothes.

"Please... I want you..." Kermit whimpered once more.

Awsten obeyed the smaller one.

They passionately kissed, as green fuzz got entangled in Awsten's teeth. Green was the horninest colour.

"O-Oh fuck! K-Kermit!" Awsten moaned. Kermit had been waiting for the moment for his truly loved one to moan his name. It was music to his ears.

"P-please... Be inside of me.." Kermit pleaded. Awsten granted his wish and stuck his weiner inside of Kermit's puppeteer hole. Kermit let out a collection of groans and screams.

"Now, I am the puppet master." Awsten whispered.

Awsten pulled out. There was lots of yelling.

The taller one pulled Kermit closer to him.  Awsten caressed Kermit's thin, frail neck. Kermit let out a soft moan.

Awsten bit Kermit. Except he bit a little too hard. He looked down at the floating green particles, realizing he just bit Kermits fucking head off.

"Oh-fuck-shit-um--" Awsten is stumped. Without thinking about it, he walks into the kitchen, still completely undressed. He is more shocked than ever.

His ex, Spongebob, is standing right in front of him, with his new boyfriend, Shrek. Awsten can't deal with this right now. He pushes past them.

Awsten grabs the glue while escorting the others out of his household. He rushes back upstairs to find Kermit laying on the ground decapitated, just like he left it.

After hours of attempts, Awsten finally glued Kermits head back on. Kermit was magically fine again. His neck was slightly floppy, though.

"After that interruption, shall we continue?" Awsten said, breathless.

"Yes please," Kermit practically begged.

The next morning, they woke up out of breath. What a night.

Awsten crawled back onto the bed (since Kermit makes him sleep on the floor like a dog. Y'know. Normal.) and cuddled up next to Kermit.

"Say something sexy." Awsten commands from Kermit.

"I may not have a father, but you sure are one hell of a daddy." Kermit whispers.

The End.