Total Drama Revenge of the Island

The Treasure Island of Dr. Mclean

Cat's POV

I woke up to the smell of pollution. I opened my eyes. "AHHHHHHHHHHHH!" I shrieked.

Everyone woke up at my scream.

"Chris must have set us adrift last night!" Zoey said.

"I don't remember anything past dinner last night!" Scott and I said in unison. We glared at each other.

"Dinner!" Cameron yelled. He explained that if regular turkey made us sleepy, mutant turkey knocked us out cold. Eh, made sense.

I was trying not to panic and Scott was being a baby because he was scared of fang. "Don't worry! He won't find us with all this junk!" Mike said.

"He has a point." I said shrugging. I walked to the edge and saw a fedora. I tossed it to Mike and he put it on.

He gasped and became Manitoba smith, a personal favorite of mine because of his accent.

He walked over to Zoey and me. "Wowie! Good day, shelias! Aren't you two the Richie ditch! Now where's my partner, Bailey?" He said.

Cameron noticed this and pushed Zoey in the water. He turned Manny into Mike again.

"Thanks guys!" Mike said quietly. I nodded and helped Zoey out of the water.

Mike and Zoey started being lovey dovey so I stood behind Cameron and watched the magic. Dakota then asked for some sunblock.

I felt bad for her because no girl should be bald on national tv. Chris then pulled up and Dakota started firing insults and got taller and started to grow green hair.

To say we were all freaked out was an understatement. I backed away and hide behind Scott using him as a shield.

WHAT! BETTER HIM THAN ME!

"What?" She asked. Chris explained the rules. Dakota was still firing insults and I think she was trying to "befriend" Zoey and I.

She nudged us with her elbow and DAMN IT! THAT HURTS!!!

Anyways.... Chris threw Dakota a mirror and got freaking mad at Chris.

The rats started using their sign as an oar. "We should do what they're doing!" I yelled. We started trying to get the sign out when Dakota pushed us out of the way and threw the sign into the water.

DAMN IT! I'M ON A TEAM OF LOSERS!

Zoey and I gasped. She calmed down and apologized but I was still fuming. She was really upset though, so I felt an ounce of pity.

She was cuddling us, holding us with a Godzilla grip. "The only way we're going to win is to get in the water and push!" I chocked out, pulling my self out of Dakota's grasp.

Scott was being a baby about Fang and Mike pushed him into the water before jumping in himself.

I can't swim so I rolled up my jeans and started kicking in the water. Dakota just blew snot on Zoey which made me nearly loose my turkey buttonini.

I saw a giant squid had the rats. Dakota called attention to this so we stayed quiet.

I was going good until Scott started screaming because Fang scared him. Mike got frustrated so Chester came out complaining, as always!

Fang jumped on the raft and Dakota punched him into the giant squid. I can't believe Dakota saved us.

"Dakota! You saved us!" Zoey said. "I guess I did, friends that owe Dakota big time!" She said grinning.

Yeah, ok, right! I thought rolling my eyes.

Chester came over and called attention to the giant squid with a black eye, circling the raft.

We all ran to one side. Cameron told us to get back as far as we could. He went right up to the squid and the tentacle, that grew spikes, came down and flung us all to the shore.

Chris announced us as the winners. Dakota jumped like a monster trying to get to Chris's helicopter.

Chris told us that he buried Gwen and Sam out in the woods. He yelled GO! Dakota picked Zoey up by her waist and we were running.

We followed the Map Chris gave us and we were lead into a swamp. This giant mutant gator tried sneaking up on us so we ran to a giant tree trying to get away.

I climbed into the tree with Svetlana, Cameron and Scott. Mike turned back pulling Zoey on to the branch.

The gator grabbed Dakota's tail. Yeah, I said tail. You gotta love toxic waste. She started beating the gator up.

We couldn't find the compass but I thought I had seen Scott put something in his pocket. Sneaky git.

We were led to a thorn bush forest but we didn't get scratched because Dakota threw the gator. Poor gator.

Scott lead us to an area where he thought they were. We were digging when Chris announced the other team as the winners.

I was so mad at Scott. Mike, Cameron and I voted for him. Chris said he was going home and I started to cheer but he pulled out the invincibility statue. "THIS IS JANKED UP!" I screamed as Dakota got sent home with Sam which they were making out.

Ew. I went back to the cabin and fell asleep.