Narrator:Have you ever wondered what Potatoes do when people are not around? Or if potatoes can talk?Oh! i know you've wondered this before! Are...Potatoes Alive? Or at least some! You probably think i'm crazy now...Wait-WHO AM I TALKING TO?! Oh the readers...YOU REALLY THINK IM CRAZY?! WELL LETS SEE WHO'S CRAZY ONCE YOU SEE IT FOR YOURSELF
(Insert Magic Portal Thingy That looks cool and your falling in it)
Narrator:Have a nice trip heheheeheehe MWAHAHAHHAHHHAHHAHHAH-*Cough Cough*
Narrator: I feel like going to Mc Donalds now...
