Dialogue

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A: Did you get my note?

B: You mean the one you taped on my forehead?

A: No, the other note

B: What other note?

A: The note on the fridge!

B: There was no note on the fridge!

A: Look I'll show you.

B: Dear god why is there a bird on the fridge?

A: That's the note.

B: ...

A: ...

B: That's the note..?

A: Yes.

B: What does the note say?

A: Ask him

B: Birds can't talk

A: This one can!

B: Do you know what kind of bird that is?

A: A parrot.

B: It's a fucking goose you idiot.

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