A: Did you get my note?
B: You mean the one you taped on my forehead?
A: No, the other note
B: What other note?
A: The note on the fridge!
B: There was no note on the fridge!
A: Look I'll show you.
B: Dear god why is there a bird on the fridge?
A: That's the note.
B: ...
A: ...
B: That's the note..?
A: Yes.
B: What does the note say?
A: Ask him
B: Birds can't talk
A: This one can!
B: Do you know what kind of bird that is?
A: A parrot.
B: It's a fucking goose you idiot.
