Public Speaking And Clowns

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Valias: I hate this.

Sole: same.

Azpen: why? your not even the one doing it

Valias & Sole: Clowns.....

Opal: clowns aren't that bad.

Sole: but there terifying

Valias: they drive me nuts

Sole: they attacked me the circus

Valias: they don't know the meaning of privacy

Sole: there could be a kill hiding under all their make-up

Valias: And They Have This Big Red Nose That I Just Want To Punch!

Opal: and... done. now you look like a clown.

Valias: (looks in mirror) I hate my life.

Silver: now get out there and do some public speaking!

Valias: is it to late to refuse this dare?

Sproing: yep

(Sproing grabs me by the scarf and drags me up onto a podium)

Audience: ...

Valias: hi... everyone...

Audience: ...

Valias: so... uh.... ya... I have prepared a speech...

Audience: ...

Valias: Ok, I lied I didn't prepare a speech at all in fact the reason I didn't is because I myself am a person who doesn't like to talk in front of a lot of people so why would I need to spend the time making up some speech when I probably wouldn't even be able to speak enough to even get started and then there is this whole clown getup that I have to wear and I Hate clowns they drive me nuts bonkers even, they think they're all that with there fancy little cars and their giant red noses that honk even if you punch it at full force!

Audience: ...

Valias: (runs off the podium gasping for breath)

Azpen: you did better than I though you-

Valias: (to no one in particular) we are to never speak of this again. (walks away rubbing of the clown make-up)

Sole: even if this dare was a little to much for some of us to handle thanks for daring it anyway wobbuffetfan and feel free to send more dares.

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