𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐧𝐢𝐚𝐜 • 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐮𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬+𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬

𝐉𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐲 • 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐮𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬

The numbers stand for the different levels of intensity that occurs when they act on their jealousy.

warning: language.

James: 100,000/10 James rarely ever got jealous but when he did it was fucking serious. If someone causes him to become extremely jealous, he would watch from afar to scope out the situation, he would walk up to you as the person was flirting with you or whatever, and he would grip the back of your head and literally start making out with you right then and there. In the middle of it he would stop and say "Fuck Off." and then pull you away to somewhere more private.

You: -63/10 You really just be reading. Paying attention? Sorry you don't know her. But you do know that if any one ever were to try something.... You still wouldn't care James is a big boy, he can do shit himself.

Sirius: 2/10 When Sirius gets jealous he doesn't get mad or over-reactive, he gets overly affectionate. This one time in 5th year this boy in sixth year was talking to you about your test today and how it went because he had helped with one of the topics. And yeah he may or may not have been low-key flirting with you. But anyways you guys were in the common room talking and stuff when Sirius walked in with Remus laughing and walking. He saw this kid flirting with you and he was the tiniest bit jealous... Just kidding this man was livid but he knew how to react. He left Remus walked up behind you, wrapped his arms around your waist and rested his head on your shoulder. He looked the sixth year dead in the eye and then started kissing all over the side of your face. "Stop it." you said giggling. "That tickles." It was really awkward for the other kid so he just said bye and walked away.

You:11/10 You were dating the hottest boy at school, the fuck did you expect. The amount of girls that you have cursed out girls and hexed them into oblivion is too much to keep track of. But it was worth it because he thought you were hot when you got all jealous and you got to keep your man.

Remus: 10/10 Remus will literally fight someone if they so much as look at you the wrong way. He loves you too much to lose you so if he has to act jealous to get people to back off then so be it.

You: -3/10 Remus is loyal and can handle himself if someone is flirting with him and trying to make you jealous, he's the one to shut them down. You literally have nothing to worry about.

Lily: 0/10 Lily doesn't get jealous at all she trusts you. If a boy were to flirt with you or something Lily would just look at them, smile and then say "Mate there's really no point, she doesn't swing that way."And then you two would walk away to go do your homework like the good scholars you were.

You: infinity/10 This one time James tried flirting with her and you judo-flipped him in the middle of the common room. He was shook.

published: february 15, 2019
revised: may 8, 2020.