Art not mine :3
I NAO PRESENT THEE,
Mai furst ask or dare book! Yey! (\^ω^/)
The plot is based off of Yalls asks or dares, which means, ships will only happen based off of you all! So, hope you all enjoy! Oh and i swear it's not as long as you thin...
Lilly: ALRIGHT SO LETS JUST STRAIGHT INTO THIS! Bill: uh, wha-?
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Will: b-but i dont w-wanna h-hurt anyone.. Lilly: ehah, sorry lil bro, its a dare! Will: o-ok.. :( Wendy: I like how they said they would update soon butt its been like a month. Me: I'm sorry•^• Lilly: YO REV DIPP RevDipper: what. Will: uh.. i um -Will just kinda pats RevDippers face while letting out a small 'weh'- RevDipper: What Will: I-I'm s-supposed t-to smack you.. RevDipper: that was a smack? Lilly: he technically did do the dare, just really light.. RevDipper: seriously Will? i know you can do better than that but whatever Bill: TwErK?! I'll try to i guess -Bill awkwardly got in front of Dipper saying nothing as Dipper just gave him a questioning look- Dipper: uh, Bill? Bill: I'm gunna twerk in front of you Dipper: please dont -Suddenly Ford screeches, takes Bill and Yeets him out the window- Bill: SCRREEEEEEEEEEEEE Dipper: FORD, WHAT THE HECK?! Lilly: hAh guess thats not happening, •snap• -Bill appears- Lilly: They say ya gotta sing pocker face in front of your lovers Will: L-lover?? RevDipper: Is Will in a relationship?!? Dipper: i guess mines technically Bill..? but I'm not really sure if its official Will: and I'm s-single.. i-i dont th-think anyb-body would w-want t-to have to d-deal with m-me as th-their l-lover.... RevDipper:........ Dipper: so i assume I'll be soloing? Lilly: i guess yeah RevDipper: i mean.. i guess but like.. -RevDipper just starts mumbling out incoherent words his face slightly blushed- Dipper: Uh, you good dude? RevDipper: yeah, whatever I'm fine.. Dipper: if you're sure..
-Music proceeds to play-
Lilly: Get ready for some reall cringee
/intro of the song/
Dipper: I wanna hold 'em like they do in Texas plays
Fold 'em, let 'em, hit me, raise it baby stay with me Love Game intuition play the cards with spades to start And after he's been hooked I'll play the one that's on his heart Oh, woah, oh, oh, woah, oh, oh I'll get him hot, show him what I've got Oh, woah, oh, oh, woah, oh, oh I'll get him hot, show him what I've got Can't read my Can't read my No he can't read my poker face Can't read my Can't read my No he can't read my poker face P-p-p-poker face, p-p-p-poker face P-p-p-poker face, p-p-p-poker face I wanna roll with him a hard pair we will be A little gambling is fun when you're with me Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun And baby when it's love, if its not rough it isn't fun, fun Oh, woah, oh, oh, woah, oh, oh I'll get him hot, show him what I've got Oh, woah, oh, oh, woah, oh, oh I'll get him hot, show him what I've got Can't read my Can't read my No he can't read my poker face Can't read my Can't read my No he can't read my poker face P-p-p-poker face, p-p-p-poker face P p p poker face, p p p poker face
I won't tell you that I love you Kiss or hug you 'Cause I'm bluffing with my muffin I'm not lying I'm just stunning with my love glue gunnin' Just like a chick in the casino Take your bank before I pay you out I promise this, promise this Check this hand cause I'm marvelous Can't read my Can't read my No he can't read my poker face Can't read my Can't read my No he can't read my poker face
Can't read my Can't read my No he can't read my poker face
Can't read my Can't read my No he can't read my poker face
Can't read my, Can't read my, No he can't read my poker face
Can't read my Can't read my No he can't read my poker face
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-p-poker face ------------ P-p-p-poker face, p-p-p-poker face ------------ P-p-p-poker face, p-p-p-poker face ------------ P-p-p-poker face, p-p-p-poker face ------------ P-p-p-poker face, p-p-p-poker face ------------ P-p-p-poker face, p-p-p-poker face
Bill: Yayy!!!! Pinetree! Dipper: Screw you, my voice cracked over 30 times and i kept messing up Lilly: you were still pretty good! Will: y-yeah.. i-i liked i-it RevDipper: i admit it was decent.. Dipper: Still felt like it was crap
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RevRobbie: Does that mean us too? Wendy: the fucc did you get here?? Mable: Language Wendy! Waddles is here toooo Waddles: snrt oink! Lilly: like, everyone..? Stan: Including us..? RevPacifica: i guess so Lilly: i feel like some people forget this is an ask or dare Gravity and ReverseFalls, as in the whole place and everyone in it Me: we could just do the majority of the group.. Lilly: guess that works then.. Me: What if we made them take turns? like Will and Bill switch first, see what its like, then Dipper and RevDipper for the whole day? Lilly: eh, takes too long Me: okay then -Lilly proceeds the action to snap causing Dip and RevDip, RevMable, Mable, Bill, Will, Gideon, RevGideon, Pacifica, RevPacifica, etc. to all swap bodies, everyone feels a stinging pain, all with huge headaches along with an oink- Lilly: Crap! i think i got Waddles too! RevPacifica: ow ow ow ow Dipper: this is really trippy Will: *winces in slight pain* -revdipper notices this action..- Lilly: ah! sorry i forgot to warn you all it would hurt Mable: you got Waddles too! RevWaddles: snrt Waddles: oink Lilly: they look the same! Mable: No they dont! They're in complete agony!! RevMable: oh my god.. Pacifica: Ack! how did you wear these?! RevPacifica: Seriously?! I can't understand how you wear clothes so tight! RevMable: Itchy! so itchy!! Dipper: this.. actually isn't too bad.. RevDipper: I feel like a complete nerd Dipper: you are a nerd Bill: Wait so who do i kiss?! RevDipper: wHaT Will: a-ah e-everything seems a l-little b-bit brighter Bill: it seems so dull now tf Will: w-why does the s-sun h-hurt so m-much? Dipper: This is really tripping me out Mable: my head kinda hurts but wow! i look like a model now! RevMable: are you kidding me? *scratching* how do you wear these sweater without itching?! Mable: Ahah! but sweaters are fun!! Lilly: ima just wrap this up and say- Gideon: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGHHHHVGGHAGGAHSHWKSJXGAHAJAJSJSHGDHDJAKAKAAJNSBXHDJRJEAKAKAKSJJXDHDJSJ RevGideon: ow.. Lilly: uh, thanks um, please send more, byyeee eheh
