Kiibo naenaed his way into the woods, “SUSHI MAN WHERE ARE YOU BROSKI :(((““WE STILL NEED TO GET ANCHOR TATS MAN :((((“, he cried out, staring into the dark abyss one might call the woods.
With Shuichi though, he was hiding himself from Kiibo in a bush. He had ordered some big depresso expresso and was not ready to face his best bro, Kiibo. Also known as Kiibro. After Kiibo found out about his gay ass crush for---- BEEEP---, he can't bare to face him. Kiibro, his best bro, would their relationship be ruined by this crush? Broooo, uncool.
Kiibro began to yeetus his feetus through the woods. “Sushi, broooooo, where are you???” He’d wail, eyes shifting left and right to spot his blueberry depresso amigo. “Sushi! Bro I accEPT YOUR GAY NOW GET THE FUCK OUT HERE-”
But Shuichi couldn’t accept his gayness, not after his best waifu, piano bitch, died. She was not a true bro, true bros don’t leave eachother hanging. Shuichi shifted further into his bush, staring at his forearm for his anchor tattoo he wished to get with his brooooooooooooooo.
“BEEP BEEP BINCH-” Kiibro screeched, spotting his blueberry bitch’s head shift into the bush furthermore. “I found you, you gay walnut-”
“B-Bro… Am not g-gay… Broooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo….” Shuichi shook his head in denial, he ain’t gay, bro! He stood up out of the bush, facING HIS ROBO CRUSH?!?! NANI!?!? IT WAS HIM!?!?
Kiibo stared into Sushi’s lime eyes. Wow sushi and lime doesn’t sound too yummy-..
ANyWaYs-.. Kiibo sighed “You fucking g a y. Don’t deny it, brooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..”
“B-Bro… You can’t p-prove that…” Shuichi replies, his eyes diverting to the side, looking into the glossy full moon. His face began to heat up, and all he could do is hope Kiibro doesn’t notice his gaynesssssssss-
“Sushi… it’s a bad idea to think thoughts and look dIRECTLY at the moon I can see your face.” Kiibro stated bluntly, abruptly grabbing Sushi’s shoulders and shaking him softly. “Please, just accept the gay.. Bro.. Because I’m gay too.. :(“
Shuichi’s eyes widened in response to being shook so suddenly, looking into Kiibro’s eyes. His face became even hotter noticing the lack of space in between the two. “B-Bro..??”
Kiibo decided to commit.. The big big gay.. He’d look Sushi dead into the eyes, noticing the slightly darker and lighter hues of lime in his.. Eyes. I eat eyes. He’d quickly leaned forward and pressed his lips to Sushi’s, before letting him go. “Sorry Sushi I had to commit gay-” and then he climbed up a tree. The end.
Authors note:
I made this with my best broooo, aka my online mother. Go follow Carla please <3
BiteALemon
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The Love Story Of Two Bros
Fanfiction((warning this is entirely crack Saiibo-)) Our main protagonist, Shuichi Saihara finds himself fleeing into the woods in attempts to run from his best friend, Kiibo. Kiibo had recently discovered his crush and wished to address him about it, but th...
