Shuichi hesitated before finally taking in what just happened. Was he just smooched by a gay ass robot? Really? His face became even redder as he felt little droplets of water land on his head. Won't Kiibo like die, bro? Water? Robots? Water + Robots = Dangerous, big no-no.
Kiibo began to descend down the tree slowly, literally almost falling down the tree around.. Five times? Six times? Who knows. He'd look up at the sky, puffs of grey swirling around the once blue skies. He'd look to Sushi "SUSHI MAN IT'S RAINING."
"D-Do we h-have to run?? You gon' d-die, b-bro?"
"I won't die- but I sure as hell don't want to get rusty oh my gOD. A L E X A, where's the nearest Starbucks-"
"N-Not far?? Can y-you even drink c-coffee, b-bro??"
"..Maybe.."
"S-Should we g-go??"
"Yeah-"
And they naenae the entire way to the Starbucks, adding a whip every once in a while.-
They rush into the Starbucks, Kiibo fucking kicking open the goddamn door in such a rush of adrenaline from not wanting to get rusty.
Shuichi stumbled slightly behind him, still feeling awkward after that super duper mega ultra ULTIMATE gay moment. Wow, he's gAY. He looked around awkwardly while pulling his hat slightly over his eyes cause gay. Gucci.
Its ya boy, tiny grape gremlin, behind the counter. "HiT oR mIsS, I guess she took the kids, huh?!" The tiny little grape man sang as he has yet to notice the two BeRrY obvious people who have entered the wrong store, probably cause he's about the size of a fucking pencil and can't see over the counter.
Shuichi's eyes shifted to the empty counter area in confusion, going on his tiptoes to look over it and oH FUCKING SHIT OH NO- Don't get noticed being gay- that's his number one goal at the moment. He quietly tugged on Kiibro's.... Armor? Shirt? Thing? "U-Uhm... Maybe we should g-go to a different Starbucks?"
Kiibro glanced- up to Sushi. He's shorter than the sushi man-god dangit. He'd give a few quick blinks "Why??"
"U-Uhm-"
Suddenly, the PURPLE MAN slammed his arms on the counter. "HEY! Wait!" He pointed at the two obviouslygaycouple TM. "You two aren't going anywhere!" He hopped off the stool that he was on so he could look over the counter. Waddling his way around the counter and over to the two gay daddis, looking up at them. "Soooooo~ What do ya two bros want?~"
Shuichi's voice SUDDENLY turned down to a whisper. "T-That's why..."
(Fight me I didn't hIT SpaCEs MulTIpLE TImeS HONKHONKHNOHKNOHNKHONKHO)
Kiibro looked down to the grape goblin, blinking a few times "Peace and quiet."
He stared at the giant metal man, his big grape eyes staring into his non-existent soul. "Listen here, ya lil gay boy," He whipped out his handy step stool from his back pocket, (ANIMAL CROSSING?) stepping up onto it, yet still remaining shorter than them both. "You came to the wrong goblin lair." The three and a half (I swear to god you two-) feet tall goblin man screeched at them.
"P-Please don't h-hurt us?? I just w-want to be STRAIGHT and basic..."
"First of all, you're GAY- and secondly, you don't scare me, tiny grape man."
"I-I'm not gay... t-that was all you b-before-"
"Grape man?......" He suddenly burst into tears. "THAT'S SO MEAN-"
"You're right.. You're actually a raisin. Raisin boy. Tiny, tiny raisin boy."
He fell helplessly off the stepping stool, curling up into a ball on the ground, where he belongs."First, the kids get stolen, now my ego is destroyed-"
TO BE CONTINUED
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The Love Story Of Two Bros
Fanfiction((warning this is entirely crack Saiibo-)) Our main protagonist, Shuichi Saihara finds himself fleeing into the woods in attempts to run from his best friend, Kiibo. Kiibo had recently discovered his crush and wished to address him about it, but th...
