punch and food sadness

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Aqua:who the frick are you???
Pip:that is Keri, Deltarune Peridot.
Keridot:Hey there! How ya doing?
Aqua:oh so the squips back? Okay.. makes sense the host is dead
Kris:why is there so much dust??
Susie:you guys didn't kill monsters did you?!?
Lancer:Th'u'thie! I'm th'ure they haven't! Right??? (That's a pain to write... okay just remember he has a lisp)

Pip:nope just infinity war shiz going on at the moment.
Chara:yep... didn't Frisk would do that.
Keridot: so what is this place?? Doesn't look like the overworld... well at least not OUR overworld!
Pip:This is my Ask or Dare TV show! Well... Peridot but uh...
Blockster:shes dead, eh she'll come back with a witty pun *shrugs*

Pip:okay well we have dares!
Aqua:half the universe is literally dead!
Pip:your point???
Aqua:*big sigh*
Pip:okay, well first  dare is from TotalUndertaleTrash, "I dare all the Papyruses not to make food for a month, this includes Blue"
Living Paps:*groans*
Blues dust:........
Pip:*gasp* BLUE WHAT YOUR LANGUAGE WE ARE LIVE!
Aqua:why?!?
Blockster:don't worry you get used to them *drinks tango*
Pip:nest dare for Keridot to punch the deltarune's in the face!
Keridot:K
Kris:*you tell Keridot, it's fine to do it*
Keridot:okay Kris, *punches Kris in the face*
Susie:F#$%king touch me I'll rip your face off.. *growls*
Keridot:okay them.. *punches Lancer lightly then punches Ralsie*
Ralsie:if your happy I'm happy!
Lancer:owie...

Pip:you didn't punch Susie
Keridot:it rather keep my face then follow a dumb dare
Pip:rude
Keridot:says the squip, failing TV host...
Pip:touche' AnyGay- I'm mean Pan wait no shiz- *pansexual sigh*  okay sans wear this deadpool costume! *throws deadpool costume on sans dust pile* Hey! It's a good dare!
Aqua:I think she's slowly going insane....
Blockster:oh honey she's only like this on a normal day
Aqua:I'm sorry what?
Blockster:nothing, nothing...

Pip:That's all! Have a lovley day/night everyone and may we meet again.

*the image on your TV flickers and glitches*











Hey! Can you hear me? It's Me %@$%@%#! I need your help, shiz.. their coming! I don't have much time... remember keep your friends close and that Squip closer...

*your TV switches off*

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