The three of them sat locked in an intense staring match after the fight between john and Arthur about who would claim Abigail. What seemed like hours of suffocating silence filled with tension so thick you could cut it with a knife transpired. Then, suddenly....
"I'M DONE!" John slammed his palms down on the table as he grabbed Arthur by his bandana and pulled him up on his feet into a rough kiss.
Abigail sat shocked, her mouth hanging open in surprise at the sight in front of her. "B-But we have a child!"
John broke apart from the kiss and whipped his mouth absentmindedly. "Don't care, he ain't mine. Go find two other guys to pine over you." he finished his sentiment by firmly grasping Arthur's hand and tugging him back towards his tent.
"Arthur your just gonna-?" Abigail broke off helplessly as Arthur shrugged nonchalantly.
"Well, he ain't gonna lemme go anytime soon." As Arthur finished his sentence he was tugged forwards sharply into John's body.
As the pair exited the tent, they passed Hosea and Dutch who watched in bewilderment the scene playing out before them.
"YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M DONE TOO!" Hosea pulled Dutch into a kiss before the ravenette had time to register why everyone in his camp was turning gay.
Molly watched, stupefied, nearby. She turned and walked dejectedly towards the tent Abigail was residing in.
"The nerve of these men." Molly muttered sourly.
"Tell me about it." Abigail rolled her eyes and sighed in defeat.
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Red Dead Redemption 2 Spoofs
FanfictionThus was requested by my sister when we came up with the first idea. I realized after I agreed just how many if these are about John and Arthur being gay soooo... Enjoy I guess! :)
