text messages

sixty-one

rianne: beth can you tell zach he's being an assbutt

beth: oh my gosh what happened

rianne: he said my teddy bear looked stupid

beth: but he's the opposite of assbutt

beth: like, a buttass

rianne: WOW H A H A H A real funny.

beth: sorry but he's my buttass. my king. of cats. the cat ruler.

rianne: awh

rianne: okay fine

rianne: i'll just call him an assbutt myself

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a/n: i love how this has 2.6k reads already omg. (this might have something to do with the fact that there are 60 parts but sh) thank you all for your support this far :) i'm honestly heartbreakingly sorry. i lobe you all and i wouldn't do slow updates if it wasn't for the fact that i have like 373632 projects and graded assignments due soon :c also i have so much bullshit going on el oh el it's not funny tbh. ;-; i'll try to update sooner bc you're all my jigglypuffs aye