Tanic the Tanooki

Chapter 2: don't mess with Iron the weasel

The next day: one morning, as Tanic and Coatin we're headed past the gates to go to buy some food there was two guards were guarding the gateway. Coatin asked the guards to let them pass. But the guards wouldn't let them, cause they wanted Tanic. So after Coatin begged to let them pass, Tanic said to Coatin, "well I give no mercy and if they wouldn't let you pass then they'll pay the price with ME!" Coatin said "no Tanic, please don't do this!" Tanic said "I DONT GIVE A FACK!!" Then grabbed one of guards uniforms and head butted him and then pushed the one guard onto the other. Then Tanic grabbed Coatin from the arm and said "cmon, let's go!!"

So when one of the guards got up, his human face turned into a weasel head. Then his clothing turned to weasel skin. Then his whole body was a WEASEL...and his name is JOHN CENA, jk lol his name was actually Iron the weasel.

Iron ran after them, with all four legs to make him faster. Meanwhile, Tanic and Coatin were rushing to get to the food market, then Tanic heard a voice in the distance, it said "I'm gonna give you five across the ASS!" So Tanic looked back and he saw a random weasel chasing them, so Tanic decided to fight that damn weasel. So Tanic turned back and jumped at iron.

Iron slid past Tanic under him and Tanic landed on his two feet, not knowing what to do. So iron took a chance to attack Tanic. So iron ran to him and tried punching and kicking him, but Tanic was dodging the attacks while thinking what to do next. So Coatin came out of nowhere and tackled iron and they both collapsed on the ground. So Tanic grabbed Coatin again by the wrist and turned to start running, but iron slide-kicked them both and pushed them right into a tree, so then, they both went unconscious.

Tanic was the only one who went to jail, because everyone in that town knew that Coatin would be harmless. But Coatin was determined to fight back for his friend, No matter what. So he went out his door.

Coatin is a nice guy and all, but When it to being sneaky, oh, he knows how to do it!

So coating ran until he saw the jailhouse. He beat both guards without knowing how he did it, but he knew it was from Tanic the tanooki. He put on one of the guards uniforms and acted all cool, he didn't break a sweat around other guards.

 He found Tanic, sleeping in the shadows of the cell. He whispered to Tanic... "hey. Psst! Psst!" Tanic woke up, and said "Coatin?! What are you doing here?!"

 Coatin shushed him, then continued... "I've come here to bust you out of here, dude!" Then Tanic said, "uuuuummm, ok? But let me get this straight: you do not know how to fight, and you've got no one to help you bust me out, and yer determined to help me!? Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah, that's funny!"

 Coating just sighed... "oh well, so you don't want me to bust you out?" Tanic smiles and says "yeah man!" Coatin looks at him with confusion. "Ok let's roll!" Then Coatin grabs the key to the jail cell, and opens the door Tanic. They both fist bump and Tanic says... "no- dude, Coatin, could you take that wig off you look ridiculous!" After Coatin legit threw the wig in a trash can nearby...they ran off... then Tanic sees a huge problem, then says to Coatin... "you probably shouldn't have threw away that wig and uniform to the dump. Then Coatin says... "well, great! This is YOUR fault Tanic!!" So then they whimper as they see it...