Tanic yells "WHY DAFUAK IS THERE SO MANY GUARDS!?" Then Coatin covers his mouth and after that, all guards in the ally go after them. They both run while screaming "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Then Tanic sees a way out of The jailhouse, he sees window that's open. But then he hears something coming out from the speaker... "lockdown in thirty seconds"
"WHAT THE FAAAACK!?!?" yells Tanic. Tanic looks at Coatin's long tail...then he thinks for a while, not long before he had this crappy idea up him his mind. He said... "yo, Coatin come here!" Coatin got closer to Tanic, and Tanic carries Coatin and says... "ok so you will hang by yer tail and help me get up!" Coatin says "what?!" And then Tanic throws Coatin without warning.
Coatin flies in the air and manages to hook his tail on some crack. Then Tanic leaps and grabs Coatin by the leg. Then he hears the loudspeaker... "five seconds" Then Coatin swings Tanic up and he unhooks his tail at the very last second right before the trapdoor shuts like a mouse trap.
So then Tanic and Coatin leave to go home...all tired out from the big adventure.
Fifteen minutes later...
Tanic and Coatin both fall on their beds all sleepy that they legit fell asleep right when they hit their heads on the pillows.
Chapter 3 and a half: the next morning...
Tanic is in the kitchen making breakfast while Coatin is still asleep...so Tanic decides to get him a "thank you" gift. But not just the breakfast.
Coatin wakes up and sees like three gifts on the kitchen table. Then Tanic comes out of nowhere and says "hiya, pal!! Good morning!" Then Coatin looks at tanic confused. "Uuuummm, whats this? Then Tanic reply's... "it's some gifts a made and got you!" So Coatin looks at them and decides to start opening some.
"Whoa! Some rings with spikes on them! But...uuummm...what for?" Tanic laughed and then he explained... "it's for yer long, long tail, Coatin!" Then Coatin puts the blades on his tail... then KAPOWIE! He has them on! "Wow! Thanks Tanic! They fit perfectly!" Tanic smiles and..."Aawww...no prob man! Anything for a good friend like you!" Then Coatin smiles and opens the next gift... it's a potion. Then again, he asks Tanic once more... "uuuumm... this is getting farfetch'd (pokemon pun)! What is this NOW?" Tanic explains again... "oh yeah it's a potion! It will give you an weapon ability!" Coatin smiles and drinks it all up and then let's out a sigh in satisfaction.
Then he says "now what?" Then Tanic grabs his arm and swipes it up then just coming out of his hand... and shuriken comes out. Then Coatin all surprised.. "OH MY GOODNESS!! THIS IS NUTS WHAT THE F-!!" Tanic all relieved that Coatin wasn't mad... he says, "yeah! It's now yer secret weapon whenever yer in trouble, like in a fight, it's always good to have an infinite weapon right in you!
So later on Tanic decides to tell Coatin the truth about him. So at around 6:00 pm, he told coatin that he had a story to tell him. So at that time. He told Coatin... "listen buddy, I have something to confess, and it's really bad..." "what is it Tanic?" Says Coatin... so Tanic sighs and says... "I'm a thief, a bad guy in general. I rob banks and I'm WANTED." So coating gasps and says... "bro, I've heard of you, so that's who you are! Ok, uuuummm...well I'm not gonna turn you in. But one thing for sure. If you ever do something bad to me, yer gonna pay the price."
Tanic says "dude that's the stupidest warning I've ever heard in my life...cause I'm never gonna do anything bad to a good friend like you!" So Coatin laughs and decides to tell Tanic that he was gonna get some sleep early cause he's got a big day tomorrow.
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Tanic the Tanooki
AdventureThis is the story of Tanic the tanooki, I know it sounds stupid...ya wanna see something even more stupid? Well search up "Tanic the hedgehog", before you do, I want to say that I didn't copy it from there, I didn't even KNOW about it...it's da gaye...