Episode 2~
"Wait Chris, do I get a Gucci handbag?"
Emily: Krystal already has like, ten Gucci bags already. I actually know Krystal because I beat her in the school president election. I think she's the first one to die.
Krystal: Emily is like, so bad. I hate Emily, I don't understand how she snatched my mans! I did like, everything for him. He was like, a snack.
Chris: Krystal will be the first one to die.
"Actually, you will be getting a scalpel, a parachute, and string."
"Alright everyone, you have thirty seconds to get your essentials, and your time starts... NOW!"
*Krystal pushes Emily into Fabio.*
Emily: I know Krystal did that on purpose. She could do better. Actually, she can't.
"OMG, Emily are you okay?", Fabio asks.
Emily: I think Fabio is gay.
*Emily awkwardly stares at Fabio*
Logan: I see the situation between Emily and Fabio, and I think that Emily is homophobic.
*Logan walks over to Emily and Fabio*
Logan: "Emily?"
Emily: "Yes?"
Logan: "Are you homophobic?"
Emily: "Wait, why would you think I'm homophobic?
Fabio: "Emily I'm not gay."
Emily: "Oh, I kinda thought you were."
*Fabio looks awkward.*
Logan: "Um..."
Emily: "It's best if you don't speak Logan."
Krystal: "What are you guys like, doing?"
Emily: I forgot about the parachute. But then I see Krystal's parachute. This is the only time Krystal is useful.
*Emily sprints towards Krystal and tackles her*
Krystal: "B**** WHAT THE F***."
*Emily snatches Krystal's parachute*
Emily: "Thanks."
*Fabio and Logan both get their items in time. Krystal didn't get her items.*
Chris: "And your time is up!"
Fabio: It was awkward.
Logan: How was I supposed to know Fabio wasn't gay?
Krystal: That f***ing b**** snatched my sh*t. OMG I f***ing hate her.
Chris: I did see what happened, but Emily is hot so let it go.
Chris: "Alright everybody get in the helicopter, we're about to take off."
Logan: Why did he say "take off" It's not a plane.
Emily: I have a way to embarrass Krystal.
Emily: "Sisters, I have an announcement."
Emily: "Krystal is on her period and she needs certain things."
*Awkward silence*
*Everybody looks at Krystal*
Krystal: "Um... that's like so not true."
Krystal: "What a b****!"
Emily: "EXCUSE ME, you're the one who acts like a filthy-
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