Stuff I ask my friends

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Kiri: What's a slut?

Bakugou:....

Mina: Uhm.....

Kaminari: Its someone with casual sexual partners, others call it a bitch-

Sero: DENKI WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT IN FRONT OF KIRISHIMA!!??

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Kiri: What's 69 and why is Mineta talking about it?

Mina: Child, you don't wanna kno-

Kaminari: Its oral sex.

Bakugou: SHUT THE FUCK UP PIKACHU!!!!

Sero: Kaminar Denki, don't ever say stuff like that in front of this innocent cinnamon roll!!!

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Kiri: What's a smut?

Mina*guilty*: Where did you h-hear that?

Kiri: From you...?

Kaminari: Its about sex.

Mina: We are trying to preserve this innocent cinnamon roll Denki-

Bakugou: PINKY I BLAME YOU AND YOUR FANFICS FOR THIS!!!

Sero: Ya know what? I'm not even gonna try.

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*Mina, Sero, Bakugou at some point*: why is it so hard to preserve a cinnamon roll...

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