Random girl at a bar: Hey there sexy, wanna go out sometime~?
Sero: Hmm... How about I go out now. *walks away*
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Sexy girl at the bar: Talk dirty to me.
Sero: Dirt, dust, mold, mud,shit,you, bakudeku-
Kaminari: *laughs his ass off*
Girl: *confused* Uhm wut?
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Girl: C'mon hot stuff~ you'll never get a girlfriend with that attitude.
Bakugou: Ok, no girlfriends then.
Girl: Come on~ Just go out with me sexy~
Bakugou: *sees Kirishima*
Bakugou: *smirks* You never said anything about a boyfriend, bitch.
Bakugou: *grabs Kiri by the waist then walks away while the girl was still in shock*
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Cute girl : Does any one of you wanna go out with me~*winks at the boys*
Bakusquad boys:....
Mina: OML! Sure cutie, I'd love to but don't tell my gf.*winks*
Cute girl: Uhm what?
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Girl: *sees Mina with the bakusquad boys* You're such a hoe, having four boys at a time-
Mina: Oh sweetie, trust me I'd be more of a whore if I hang out with the ladies.
Girl: wtf does that even mean?
Mina: Besides, they aren't even what they look like. They may be hot but-*realizes that the boys left her already*
Mina*turns around*: WAIT UP GAYS!!!
*runs away*
Girl: Oh.....
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Girl: Hi! Do you have a girlfriend~?
Kirishima: Girlfriend? Whats that? I'm too gay for that.
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Fiksi PenggemarMostly just random stuff I think about coz the bakusquad is filled with wierdos Mostly Kiribaku and Kamisero with Mina being the shipper. *might(will) contain swearing or bad languages *not really sure about thiz $hït
