My brothers best friend (Why don't we)

Chapter 17

So once the spider was killed I finally said hi to everyone. But first I'm still hungry.

"Anyone want pancakes? Oh, and hi my nasty brother, his friends and my boyfriend." I laughed.

"I'm not his friend... I'm your best friend!" Zach smiled as he took the pancake mix out of my hands.

"Also, I'm making pancakes!" Zach smiled.

"Well your going to ruin them, so let's go to IHOP." I suggested.

"Yes because Zach's pancakes taste like dog shit." Jack nodded.

"Um, how do you know what that taste like?" Corbyn asked.

"Lets not talk about that!" Jack said as he stood up and slapped Daniel.

While they are getting in a slapping fight I'm getting ready. I put on skinny jeans, and a mickey mouse sweatshirt, and brushed my hair and curled it.
I go downstairs, to see everyone except Zach ready to leave. And Zach being his dramatic self, was blocking the door Saying that he was making pancakes.

"I'm driving!" I smiled as I took the car keys and went out the backdoor. I'm surprised none of the them thought of going out the back. I look behind me and see Christina and Corbyn followed me,  Zach, Jack, and Daniel in a dog pile, and Jonah watching them. Why do I feel like Jonah is the mom of the group.

When everyone was surrounded by the van, everyone tried to steal the keys, so I stabbed them all. It was funny actually, because Zach fell on the ground saying he was dead and Daniel picked me up. Actually that wasn't funny because he took the keys from me. So then I wanted passenger, and Corbyn was in the front seat, so I said pregnant lady gets to pick where she sits and I got the seat. But I promised him ill let him have it on the way back.

"Put your hands up and give me your lunch money!" I pointed my "gun" at Zach.

"Never!" Zach yelled.

"Fine, but you asked for it!" I laughed as I "shot him".

"Will you two stop acting like a child?" Jonah asked.

"Will you stop being a mom?" I asked back.

"Your a bully!" Jonah crossed his arms and dramatically looked away.

"Your a pineapple!" I nodded.

Jonah started to fake cry.

"Say sorry to Jonah, Haleigh!" Corbyn told me in a serious look, but you can tell he wants to laugh.

"Or you suspended." Christina added

"Oh I'm happy, I'm not in school I would be in trouble many times a day, and I don't know why." Zach added.

"First I rather be suspended than say sorry to that pineapple! Also Zach you get in trouble because you are Zach." I told them.

"Your suspended!" Daniel laughed.

"Will it blend?" Corbyn asked out of nowhere.

I looked to my left and saw a slipper, why is there a slipper? I don't know.
I took the slipper and threw it at my pineapple brother.

"Ow, really bully." Jonah glared at me.

"What did I do, that was Zach!" I pointed at him.

"Oh just wait till we get, there Haleigh." Zach laughed

"Ill help you attack her." Jonah added.

"Your my pineapple, you can't attack me." I gasped.

"Yes I can and I will." Jonah nodded.

"Daniel save me please." I looked at him.

"Don't touch my baby and that girl." Daniel smiled.

"Wow, I'm "that girl". I laughed

"Don't touch the love of my life!" Daniel smiled.

"Aww. I love you to." I awed.

"I was talking about Zach... I'm just kidding I love you." He kissed me as we pulled in to IHOP.

"Protect me, my knight and shining honor." I laughed