Yasmin's rant book

School

Okay so today was the first day of school and all I have to say is holy shit. So I'm now in the 8th grade and all the classes are split with the 7th graders. Like hold the fuck up this is my last year at this mother fucking school and I do now want to spend it with a bunch of ignorant annoying 7th graders.

Let me fucking tell you about the 7th grade girls. they are annoying as hell okay, around the last couple of weeks of school last year my friends and I got into an argument with them because a group of us were hanging on my schools field with my dog kiwi and then those fuckers decided to blow air horns and it was freaking kiwi the fuck out! So we asked them to stop and one of them did but the others kept going so we got pissed off and told them all and this one girl 'plate face' kept blowing the horn and we told her off.

So anyways back to school we we're support to have rotary (the thing you do in high school and go to different classes with different teachers) but we ended up just staying in home room for the most of the day. So the first time we step foot into our classroom with the new teacher these three boys in my class get in trouble because they were running to the seat and jumped over that table and I swear I didn't even know what air was because I was laughing so hard when they got in trouble, I'm such a bitch but what ya gonna do about it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Anyways when it was lunch me and my friend basically bolted down the stairs to get good seats at the lunch table and thank god we were the first ones there because those tables are small as fuck.

After we ate we had to go outside and my friends and I went to the front of the school where the stairs to the field are and we kinda just talked and connected with the other friends that aren't in our class. Then it started to rain pretty hard so we had to go to the gym and I like the idiot I am took my hair out of its bun (I have extremely curly hair like if I don't wast it for a long period of time there will be dreadlocks it happens before I had to cut them out) and decided to do crazy eyes hair style from orange is the new black and it kinda got stuck and knotted so I went to the washroom to wet it to help get some of them out an I forgot that our school like the shitty place it is replaced the paper towels with these shitty hand dryers. So I was gonna dry my hair but the bell went off and I didn't want to be late so I was walking around with my hair wet and the whole back of my shirt was soaked until the end of the day and I didn't have a sweater because it was so hot outside. And the best part was that my friend and I had to run home in the rain at the end of the day.

ᗣ••ᗧ••ᗣ ( pack-man bruh)

See ya little turdles next time and remember "fuck her right in the pussy" goodbye. *cues credit music*