Jello ranting book today I will be telling you the magical story on how I got a book report on the second day of school and how I'm stupider than 2nd and 3rd graders.
So today in language arts class out teacher was all like:
"You kids will be doing a book talk every month and you need to choose a book by tomorrow or I will choose one for you"
and all that shit so I'm just sitting at my desk like really bruh really? It's the SECOND day of school like fuck man! Like shit she could have waited until next week or next month like why you gonna do that to us?
So anyways me and my friends went to the library to try and find books to do it on which was no help at all cause the library has some dumb ass shit books and even if it like a good series they won't have the first two or three books but they'll have the last four like fuck man! this is why I don't like libraries baud.
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Alright now time for math exceptions! so today in math our teacher gave us this test to see your math skill level and let me fucking tell you I was so confused like on the sheet that was suppose to be 2nd and 3rd grade level was so hard! It was already multiplying fractions and fucking finding the value of x but first find the value of y and z and all that shit and I was like bruh what type of advanced 3rd graders are they, already using bedmas like it ain't shit. But I kinda just gave up at that point.
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See ya little turdles next time and don't forget "suck my ass" goodbye *cues credit music*
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