Yasmin's rant book

Annoying ass bitches

So let's take a minute to talk about annoying ass bitches.

So I had my birthday party in August and I had a group of friends over and we had fun and all that shit but the next day my mom start to yell at me because her computer won't work and I didn't touch it since the day before my party. So it turns out that someone (and I think I know who) either stepped on it or dropped it because the monitor won't work. the every thing else works but the screen it's just black.

So now every fucking time I ask her something she says "well why should I let you do things when you broke my computer." Like bitch! I DID NOT DO SHIT!

Like don't get me wrong I love my mother to death but she can be such a bitch sometimes. like one time she grounded me for a week because I forgot to take out the garbage. The fucking garbage man. And another time she took away my my phone because I didn't do the dishes. And let's say I cleaned the whole house but forgot to take out the bathroom garbage, she'd not let me hang out with my friends and would say that I don't do anything around the house. LIKE BITCH! I clean the house every fucking day! So I'm sorry if I wanna have fun and hang out with my friends and forget to take out the garbage! I don't see you cleaning around here! She always fucking says "yasmin got do nothing around this house" ummm excuse you? I clean every fucking day, I feed the dog, I walk the dog, I cut the shit out of her fur(don't ask) and when you decide to go out with your friends I cook, so don't fucking say I don't do shit!

And another thing! my mom has this special "friend" and he's such a douchbag sometimes like when ever I do anything or say anything that might piss off my mom he goes straight to her and tells her like the fucking class snitch! But when he does something I keep my mouth shut why you ask? because I'm a proper fucking person an not some fucking bitchy snitch! Oh and when ever he's in a bad mood he acts like the bitchiest bitch out there like excuse you your not Obama your not the prime mister and your not the fucking queen so you have no fucking right to be such a bitch! And I don't know why my mom just puts up with his shit! like I can't say anything or else I'll get in trouble so I just need to take it and it pisses me the Fuck off.

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So I realized that I didn't do I sign off when I wrote this so have a nice day and remember "everything taste better in a bag" (credit to me and raven Falafelhut for making that up last school year) *cues overdue credit music*