Summer Lovin' | Jeronica

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RIVERDALE HIGH'S ROYALTY
11:03

Cherry Bombshell:
I feel like Phoebe in the one where everyone finds out.

Purple Gemstone:
??

Preppy:
I am equally confused.

Cherry Bombshell:
MY EYES! MY EYES!

Preppy:
Still confused.

Cherry Bombshell:
Friends, you uncultured swine.

Preppy:
Ooohhhh

Purple Gemstone:
I never watched that show tbh.

Cherry Bombshell:
Kevin: fake fan.

Cherry Bombshell:
Toni: I'm willing to forget about this under the condition that we binge the whole show together.

Purple Gemstone:
I accept.

Cherry Bombshell:
It's settled then.

Preppy:
Wait—

Preppy:
What did you see?

Cherry Bombshell:
Well, you know Cha-Cha and I said we'd regularly check on Jughead.

Preppy:
Yeah...

Cherry Bombshell:
So, we were bringing pastries over as the wonderful friends that we are, and walked in only to see our two friends, Veronica and Jughead, doing something unholy on the couch.

Preppy:
NOOO

Purple Gemstone:
Yep.

Preppy:
PAHAHAHA

Preppy:
I CALLED IT.

Cherry Bombshell:
WE ALL CALLED IT.

Blue Jasmine:
Wow, thanks for making me feel better you guys.

Preppy:
What did I tell you?

Blue Jasmine:
That it was only a matter of time until it happened again.

Preppy:
Was I right?

Blue Jasmine:
You were right, satisfied?

Preppy:
Yes, mam'.

Purple Gemstone:
How did it even start?

Purple Gemstone:
I thought you weren't on speaking terms.

Preppy:
She was probably sitting on his lap, fixing him up, but they caught each other's eyes and simply couldn't help themselves.

Cherry Bombshell:
Damn.

Cherry Bombshell:
U a thirsty little witch.

Preppy:
Well, was I wrong?

Blue Jasmine:
WERE YOU STALKING US?

Preppy:
I swear I wasn't!!

Preppy:
I just heard about the fight and imagined a script from there.

Cherry Bombshell:
THERE WAS FIGHT?

Blue Jasmine:
Who told you?

Preppy:
Betty.

Blue Jasmine:
Betty was there??

Preppy:
You know Betty and her "sources".

Purple Gemstone:
Who fought who?

Blue Jasmine:
Archie bet up Jughead.

Preppy:
WAIT WAIT WAIT

Preppy:
I just realized something: the fight was yesterday.

Preppy:
That means you spent the night and had sex again this morning!

Purple Gemstone:
Love is in the airrrr

Purple Gemstone:
💕💕

Cherry Bombshell:
Oulalaaa

Blue Jasmine:
Ew.

Blue Jasmine:
I'll text to you three later.

Cherry Bombshell:
We all know you're going back your beau!

Blue Jasmine:
I'm just gonna ignore that.