So the all annoying Valatines week is almost upon the world and I aLwAyz dread it every year ever since I turned 12.
1. Don't ever be caught with a Valentine gift
2. Politely refuse.
3. Run
These rules have served me well in all these years. I refuse to accept gifts because they're tacky, generic and bow down to a capitalistic cornucopia.
So fuck them.
Unless
You
"Fall"
In
L
O
V
E
Which I do
Too
Often.
It's true. I'm a sapiosexual slut, thank u vry much22.
Among other things. So I used to think I was bisexual but then I heard about being "pansexual" so after some initial confusion over the definition (pansexual: attracted to pans. Yeah, not that)
I think I'm that.
Because people are either interesting or they're not. And I like interesting people in all sense of the word *like*
So I have this amazing tchinique that I use when I like someone to show them that I like them.
I will argue with them and ignore them and be indifferent.
Yes, I've got a strong game.
So naturally, 97% of the ppl I've fallen in love have no idea that I've fallen in love with them and then I fall out of love because let's be honest, most people are fucking stupid idiots who have no clue of why they're alive and they do some v v turning off things like exist and breathe
So yeh
Then I fall in love again
But I have one person that I have fallen in LOVE with more than once so ig they're not that stupid or maybe I'm blindled by their spectacular appearance and good wits
And his name is Je******* lol and he's Finnish and he has beautiful hair oh
I'm also a little intoxicated like very little so it's ok like I can probably walk in a staraight line
Anyway if Je******* gave me flowers then I won't shove it in his oesophagus which will make me a hypocrite which is since I'm trying to prove a point against CAPITALISM
It's very confusing but I have better faith in him he's smarter than that so probably better and thoughtful gift whicb
Now I really wnt to shouldve taken that offer when my dad said to do studies sin finalnd but I was like no sun = I die
I will prolly retreat writing this but also not because YOLO and wow it capitalised on its one wtf anyway take care everyone and if u fall in love with someone then be silent and wait to fall out of love unless the other person takes the first step and is smart and nice and caring and just persf etc like j
Bye
