15 minutes passed and honestly…I started thinking that the message wasn’t meant for me or that he made a mistake or had the wrong person because really…how true could this be? I decided I wanted to change my username. I get tired of the same thing for a long time, that’s why I was never good at relationships, hence why I’m still alone.
I went to settings and clicked the username tab, @louisthetommo. I highlighted it and pressed delete. Hmm…now what can I write that’s original, catchy and fun huh?? I kept thinking for a while
@crazy4hairstyles…no too obvious
…and thinking
@spinthestringer…how did I even come up with that…no
…and thinking
@harryscurls…really? Could you be more cliché’ Louis??
…aaanndd GOT IT!!
@bj_tommoway
This will hide my identity for sure. I don’t want anyone from school to find my twitter and see my pretty embarrassing tweets right? I mean I don’t have the best rep at school, this will ruin me. It’s not I am ashamed of being a fan. A lot of girls are Stringers at school…I hear them talking. But I don’t want to create trouble on my own right. Prevention is better than cure eh.
I was scrolling through twitter as bored as can be and sighing slightly at the emptiness is my life. I decided to give up on waiting and went to the kitchen to make a cup of tea. I grabbed the kettle, filled it with water and put it on the stove. I leaned cross the counter waiting for it to boil. After a while I decided I was hungry so I went to the freezer and put a frozen pizza in the oven.
I hate waiting so I made up my mind to go touring the house while waiting for the pizza and kettle to be ready. I searched my bedroom and picked up dirty clothes. Then I made my way to the bathroom and put everything in the washing basket. I passed the living and decided to refresh my Twitter page.
I got a DM.
I actually got a FUCKIN DM.
HOOOOLLYY shit shit shit shit.
I’m going to stay calm. Breathe in Louis. That’s it. Now out.
It might not even be him. Don’t get your hopes up.
“You actually replied…” @Harry_Styles
What? Did he think I wouldn’t?
“Uhm..yeah…that’s why you messaged me right?” @bj_tommoway
“Haha yeah yeah but I didn’t think you would answer back” @Harry_Styles
Okay seriously why would he think that?
“Okay seriously why would you think that?” @bj_tommoway. I said straight and forward.
What? Just because he’s Harry Styles, means that he can get away with being stupid? Na-qa not with the Tommo
“Usually people just say ‘ASDKHFJGDFIG’ and then start asking about rumors and stuff” @Harry_Styles
“Well...I’m definitely not your ‘usual’ fan” @bj_tommoway
“Yeah I can see that…you’re definitely not : ) It’s nice having a normal conversation with a fan. You are a fan right?” @Harry_Styles
“A fan? Yeah of course I am…aren’t you the one in that girl band that has the song about soldiers? :P” @bj_tommoway
It was nice to mess with him for a while
“Haha very funny…you know that one of their singers is actually Zayn’s girlfriend” @Harry_Styles
“You’d really think I wouldn’t know that?” @bj_tommoway
“Oh right a MEGA fan…sorry ;)” @Harry_Styles
“It's okay you can tell me about anything that I already know about :P” @bj_tommoway
“Huh…charming, cute and funny. Seems like you have the whole package ;) x” @Harry_Styles
“You have NO idea Styles” @bj_tommoway
It went on like that for a good half an hour because then he had to leave for rehersals. It was mostly small talk like what they do on tour and gossip about the other boys, which was actually really funny because apparently Niall has the smelliest farts and when they accuse him of it his reply is “a man should be proud of a smell like that”. Who knew that Niall Horan, the most sweet, innocent, delicate, cute little baby penguin of ours, could be so disgusting?
He told me about how that scare Liam with spoons when he gets overly protective and acts “daddy-like” when he bosses them around and stuff. One time while he was sleeping, they outlined his head with spoons on his pillow and when he woke up, Harry said, and I quote “Liam screamed like a little girl that just found out about Santa not being real”. His scream apparently lasted for about a minute and a half and when they had a recording, Liam couldn’t even sing due to straining his voice.
It was so funny. Oh oh and that reminds me. Did you know that one time Zayn cried when Harry told him that Santa didn’t really exist? And then Zayn got his revenge and told Harry that he was gonna leave the band on the 30th of February and Harry cried for 2 hours.
I was scrolling up and down our conversation admiring his every word and how different he actually was from what the media pictured him as. He was sweet, funny, kind and well…a normal teen who just wants to have fun with his life.
I was half way through our conversation when I smelt something burning.
HOLY MOTHER OF COW!!!
I jumped off the chair almost falling…again…but I managed to balance myself when I thought of the pizza I put in the oven and the kettle that was still boiling. As I walked in the kitchen…well last just say I couldn’t see a thing with the FREAKIN SMOKE EVERYWHERE.
I tried to make my way over to the stove and switch off the burner but shit! The whole stove was on flaming fire and next to it was the oven with a burnt pizza still cooking itself. How did I get myself in this mess? Oh yeah…Harry FUCKIN STYLES YOU OWN ME A NEW STOVE. I made my way to the fire extinguisher. How the heck to you work this thing? Holy cow I’m gonna die in this fire.
I tried to read the instructions on the fire extinguisher as I turned it in my hand. I had the tube thingy coming out of it pointed at me. Maybe I had to take it off? I winged it as I pulled a strip that had ‘PULL ON EMEGERGENCIES’. Well this is definitely an emergency, I sighed. As I pulled the strip, foam came bursting into my face and within seconds covered my whole body. Well, that’s what the spout was for then, who knew.
Oohhh the foam was suppose to die the fire out. I felt stupid as I aimed the spout at the stove and oven spraying foam everywhere, feeling like 5 year old squirting water with a water gun. It was actually kind of fun, if I could see a thing.
The foam ran out and the smoke died down slowly. I coughed a couple of times as the smoke invaded my lungs. When the air cleared up, I went to switch off the oven and the stove and looked at the mess that surrounded me.
My face fell once I realized that I had to clean this up AND pay for the damages. Only one thing I have to say.
Harry Styles…you’re gonna regret this.
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FanfictionI followed each and every one of them back, cause you know, I'm a nice guy, and kept tweeting. I let a bunch of notifications consume so that I won't check them one by one and when I was at 40 I clicked on it. I scrolled through all of them replying...