*Group sitting around at a bar. Sweet Pea and Toni are talking while Kevin, Fangs, and Cheryl are talking. Kevin tells Cheryl and Fangs a story*
Kevin: "And that's how I got my first boyfriend"
Fangs: "Well damn Keller I can't lie you can get yourself a man."
Kevin: "Haha yeah I know" *looks over at Cheryl* "So what about your first "gay" crush Cheryl?"
Cheryl: "Oh well it wasn't to long ago but it was very embarrassing" *she says as she looks to the ground then looks back up slowly at Kevin and Fangs*
Kevin: "Humor me!"
Cheryl: "Well...I had a crush on a girl and didn't really know how to express it, so I filled her car up with heart shaped confetti."
*Sweat Pea and Toni look back at Cheryl in confusion*
Kevin: ...
SweetPea: ...
Fangs: ...
Toni: *looks at Cheryl in a confused way then realizes something real quick* "THAT WAS YOU?"
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I thought it would be a little funny if I added a little more to the joke and I ended up making a one-shot. Riverdale comes on tonight so don't forget to watch it. Hope your enjoying the book!
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