Oof I know it's early for valentines, but lol whatever 😂 do it before I forget)
Person: I have a valentines this year whoo. their name is (fictional crush of choice 😜)
(Mine would be hizashi yamada-)
Elder: you millennials and your valentines. Back in my day we sacrificed our loved ones. Now you kids just take them on dates and such.
Person: YOU WHAT???
elder: we used to sacrifice our spouses
Person: WHY??? I DIDN'T LEARN ANYTHING ABOUT THAT IN HISTORY
Elder: oh! Yes I forgot. I was the only one who did that.
Person: ARE YOU INSANE???
elder: no I was just satisfying the gods
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If Elders Had Wattpad
De Todo(Sequel to if toddlers had wattpad) If you've read "ithw" (if toddlers had wattpad) then you'd probably know what to expect in this book. This book is not to offend anyone in anyway. This book is entertainment. To show what a elder who can't figure...
