The Book Of Bread

Chapter 2

       HE THOUGHT ABOUT THIS THE WHOLE TIME UNTIL HE ARRIVED IN CALIFORNIA. HE KNOCKED ON THE DOOR AND ANOTHER TALKING DOG OPENED IT UP.
      "RUH ROH. JESUS? I ROUGHT YOU RIED. ARE YOU HERE ROR RAGGY?" SCOOBY WAS ON HIS BACK PAWS STANDING STRAUGHT UP. HIS SIX PACK WAS OVERLY NOTICABLE. "RAGGY!!!!!"           SCOOBY WALKED INTO THE HOUSE SND JESUS TOOK NOTE OF THE IMMENSE AMOUNT OF WEALTH SHOWN BY ALL THE GOLD AND WHITE MATERIALS IN THE HOUSE. 
        JESUS WALKED IN AND HEARD A VOICE IN THE BACK OF THE HOUSE FAINTLY SAYING.    "LIKE...ONE. LIKE...TWO. LIKE...THREE."
      HE MOVED INTO THE BACK AND SAW SHAGGY DOING PULL UPS WITH HIS PINKY FINGER. HIS JAW DROPPED.
       "S-SHAGGY?" JESUS STUTTERED.
       "LIKE, BIG J! WASSUP, MAN!" SHAGGY JUMPED OFF THE PULL UP BAR AND GRACEFULLY LANDED IN FRONT OF JESUS. AMY'S EYES WIDENED IN THE BACKGROUND AS SHE STARED AT SHAGGY'S ABS.
       "SHAGGY...THE GANGREEN GANG IS BACK. WE NEED YOUR HELO TO DEFEAT THEM."
       "LIKE, NO CAN DO, MAN. LAST TIME THEY CRUSHED MY EGO AND IT TOOK MY ALL THESE YEARS AND LOTS OF WORK OUTS TO FEEL GOOD ABOUT MYSELF. LIKE, NOW LOOK AT ME!" SHAGGY FLEXED AND BROKE A MIRROR," BECAUSE IM SO SEXY, I DONT NEED TO EVER FEEL BAD!"
       "SHAGGY...YOU COULD CRUSH THEM! YOURE SO AMAZING! BESIDES...THINK ABOUT ALL THE LADIES YOU COULD GET ON THE ROAD" LINK WINKED.
       "HOW COULD YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT YOU IGNORANT LITTLE SHIT!" AMY SCREAMED, "YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND, SHUT THE FUCK UP."
       "LIKE, GUYS, I WOULD LOVE TO...I JUST REALLY DONE KNOW IF I CAN...THEY FUCKED ME UP LAST TIME."
       "SHAGGY. THEY TOOK ZELDA FROM LINK. THEY TOOK SONIC FROM ME. WE HAVE TO FIX THINGS. NOW THAT YOURE A HUNK, YOU CAN SHOW THEM WHO IS BOSS. YOU CAN AVENGE YOURSELF." AMY PUT HER HAND ON HIS MUSCULAR ARMS, "PLEASE."
       SHAGGY LOOKED AT HER AND SIGHED, "FINE, ILL DO IT...ILL DO IT FOR SONIC. YOU KNOW HOW CLOSE WE WERE." SHE NODDED AND THEY ALL SET OUT.
       "LIKE, SCOOB! KEEP WORKING OUT AND KEEP AN EYE ON THE HOUSE! ALRIGHT, SO WHERE DO WE FIND THEM?"
       "YOU KNOW THEY HANG OUT IN THE MOST DEVILISH PLACE THEY COULD FIND. WE'LL HAVE TO GO TO MASSACHUSETTS." JESUS MUTTERED.
         SO THEY SET OFF ON THEIR EPIC GAMER ADVENTURE. THEY HAD TO TRAVEL FROM CALIFORNIA TO MASSACHUSETTS, WHICH WOILD TSKE 3 DAYS. SO FOR NOW, THEY WERE GOING TO SET UP CAMP. THEY STAYED AT A HOTEL AND MADE SURE TO BUY SOME TENTS FOR THEIR FUTURE CAMP OUTS. THEY HAD TWO ROOMS, ONE FOR AMY, JAKE AND HANK, SND THE OTHER FOR JESUS, LINK, AND SHAGGY.
       "IM GOING TO BED, ITS BEEN A LONG DAY" AMY SHUFFLED UNDER HER COVERS AND FELL ASLEEP. JAKE LOOKED UP AT HANK WHO WAS FIDDLING HIS FINGERS.
       "WHATS WRONG, HANK?" JAKE LOOKED AT HIM WITH A CONCERNED LOOK.
       "I...IM JUSY WORRIED. PEGGY DIED CAUSE OF MY STUPID POWERS AND IM LUCKY  BOBBY IS EVEN ALIVE. EVER SINCE I GOT THESE DAMN POWERE, I HAVENT BEEN ABLE TO CONTROL THEM....WHAT IF I HURT ONE OF THEM?"
       "SHHH....SH...ITS OKAY, HANK. IM HERE FOR YOU" JAKE HUGS HANK AND KISSES HIS CHEEK. "YOU KNOW ILL ALWAYS BE HERE FOR YOU, HANK"
       "THANK YOU, JAKE" HANK HUGGED JAKE AND THEY FELL ASLEEP TOGETHER.
       MEANWHILE, IN THE NEXT ROOM OVER:
       "LIKE, LOOK AT THESE MUSCLES! IM SO PROUD OF THEM! LIKE, IM GLAD YOU GUYS GET TO SEE ME LIKE THIS, I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER." SHAGGY FLEXED IN THE MIRROR SOME MORE AND SMILED
       LINK RUBBED HIS EYES, "SHAGGY. CAN WE TURN THE LIGHTS OFF AND GO TO BED? I WANT TO GO TO SLEEP SO I CSN SAVD MY BELOVED ZELDA AS SOON AS POSSIBLE"
       "LIKE, SURE DUDE! BUT LIKE, JUST SAYING, SHAGGY COULD DESTROY ALL OF THE GANGREEN GANG WITH JUST 10% OF HIS POWER" HE WINKED ONE LAST TIME AT GIS REFLRCTION AND WENT TO BED.
       THE NEXT MORNING, JESUS WAS THE FIRST ONE TO WAKE UP. IT WAS 6 IN THE MORNING AND THE SUN WAS JUST COMING UP. HOW COULD HE MAKE THEM HAPPY?
       SHAGGY SEEMS PRETTY HAPPY...BUT HE IS STILL SCARED INSIDE. ACE REALLY GOT TO HIM LAST TIME, CALLING HIM A SCRAUNY LITTLE PIG WHO ALWAYS RUNS FROM HIS FEARS. NOW HES SO STRONG, HE DOESNT NEED TO RUN. HE REALLY NEEDS SOMEONE TO SUPPORT HIM THOUGH...
       AMY LOST HER ONE TRUE LOVE, SONIC. HE WAS EVERYTHING TO HER. HE WAS KIND OF A DICK TO HER TO BE HONEST, BUT SHE STILL LOVED HIM FOR SOME REASON.  WHEN HE DIED, SHE WAS SO BROKEN SHE TOOK OVER NORTH KOREA AND KILLED KIM JUNG UN. NOW SHES AS COLD AS EVER...SHE JUST NEEDS SOMEONE TO LOVE AGAIN.
        LINK, ON THE OTHER HAND, HAS A CLEAR CHANCE AT HAPPINESS. ZELDA IS STILL ALIVE AND HE CAN SAVE HER. ONCE HE HAS HER, HE WILL BE HAPPY.
       HANK SEEMS TO JUST BE UNSETTLED. HE DOESNT HAVE CONTROL OVER HIS POWER, BUT JAKE IS A CLEAR SOLUTION.
HOW CAN JESUS HELP THEM THOUGH? HE THOUGHT AND THOUGHT, BUT COULDNT COME UP WITH AN ANSWER.
       "HEY." A YELLOW DOG CAME OUT OF THE MOTEL ROOM.
       "O-OH. HEY." JESUS LOOKED TO THE SIDE.
       "WHATS WRONG?" JAKE LOOKED AT JESUS AND SAW THE DISTRESS IN HIS FACE.
        "OH, PFFT, NOTHING."
        "COME ON, I CAN TELL WHEN SOMEONE IS UPSET."
         "....HOW DO YOU MAKE HANK HAPPY?"
        "...HE'S NOT COMPLETELY HAPPY. I CAN JUST CALM HIM DOWN WHEN HES UPSET. I MORE SO BRING A SENSE OF CALM INTO HIS LIFE THAT HE NEEDS. HE'LL BE HAPPY WHEN HE KNOWS HIS POWER IS GOOD, THATS WHY THIS MISSIONNIS IMPORTANT."
        "I SEE..." JESUS LOOKED OVER THE BALCONY.
        "IF YOU WANT TO MAKE THE OTHERS HAPPY,  LET THEM COMPLETE THIS MISSION. AFTERALL, THEYRE HERE BECAUSE THEY WANT TO BE. THAT WILL MAKE THEM HAPPY."
        "THANKS JAKE." JESUS SMILED AND WATCHED THE SUN RISE AS JAKE WENT BACK INSIDE TO CUDDLE WITH HANK.