The Book Of Bread

Chapter 1

JESUS WAS SCRAPPING AROUND PHILADELPHIA, HIDING HIMSELF IN A TRENCHCOAT AND A COWBOY HAT. HE SLID INTO AN ABANDONED BUILDING, MAKING SURE NOONE SAW HIM.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, BIG J? I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU NOT TO COME AROUND ME ANYMORE" SOUNDS OF A SWORD AGAINST WOOD COULD BE HEARD IN THE DARKNESS OF THE BUILDING.
"TRUST ME WHEN I SAY THAT I HAD NO INTENTION OF HAVING TO SHOW MY FACE AGAIN...BUT I NEED YOUR HELP. THE GANGREEN GANG IS BACK AND I CANT FIGHT THEM ALONE."
"SO? WHY SHOULD I CARE? THERES NO INCENTIVE FOR ME."
"BUT THERE IS....THEY HAVE SOMETHING YOU WANT....THEY HAVE ZELDA" JESUS' EYES GLEAMED IN THE DARK.
LINK STEPPED OUT OF THE DARK, "WHERE DO I SIGN UP?"
"FIRST, WE HAVE TO FIND THE OTHERS. WE ARE POWERFUL, BUT WE NEED MORE POWER. LET'S GO."
SO LINK AND JESUS WANDERED AROUND ONCE MORE, SEARCHING FOR THEIR NEXT FRIEND, EVENTUALLY ENDING UP IN NORTH KOREA TO FIND AN OLD PINK FRIEND.
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. JESUS STOOF AT THE DOOR OF THE DICTATOR OF NORTH KOREA AS THE GUARDS STOOD BEHIND HIM AND LINK.
"COME IN" THE DOOR OPENED UP TO SEE A LARGE CHAIR WITH THE BACK TURNED TOWARD THE DOOR.
"AMY? WE NEED YOUR HELP. THE GANGREEN GANG IS BACK AND WE NEED HELP TO DEFEAT THEM ONCE AND FOR ALL" LINK SAID, CLENCHING HIS FIST.
"THE GANGREEN GANG...THE ONE WHO KILLED MY BELOVED SONIC ALL THOSE YEARS AGO...? ...I WILL GLADLY COME ALONG, BUT I WANT TO SEE THEM SUFFER FOR WHAT THEY DID TO MY LOVE..." SHE STOOF UP AND YOU COULD CLEARLY SEE THE PAIN SHE HAD GONE THROUGH. HER HAMMER WAS IN HER HAND AND HER EYES WERE HEAVY EITH MISERY AND BLACK EYESHADOW. HER HAIR WAS IN ONE SINGLE PONYTAIL AND LOOKED TO HAVE NOT BEEN BRUSHED "LET'S KICK SOME GREENASS."
THEY ONCE AGAIN TRAVELED TO GET ANOTHER ONE OF THEIR FRIENDS. THEY WENT TO TEXAS AND SEARCHED IN THE ONE HOUSE THEY KNEW WHERE THEIR FRIEND ONCE LIVED, BUT IT WAS EMPTY.
"GOD DAMN IT, NO OFFENSE JESUS, HOW ARE WE GONNA FIND HIM NOW?" AMY YELLED.
SHUFFLING COULD BE HEARD BEHIND THEM AND AS THEY TURNED AROUND, THEY SAW SOMEONE IN A DARK BLACK ROBE RUNNING INTO THE HOUSE ACROSS THE STREET
"GOD DANGIT BOBBY I TOLD YOU TO BE QUIET!" THE PERSON IN THE ROBE YELLED, SHUTTING HIMSELF IN THE HOUSE.
"THAT SOUNDED LIKE..." LINK MUTTERED. THEY ALL RAN TOWARD THE HOUSE AND OPENED THE DOOR QUIETLY. JESUS WALKED IN FIRST AND GOT A FRYING PAN TO THE HEAD.
"MYSELF, WHAT THE FUCK!" JESUS SCREAMED.
"W-WAIT...JESUS? ITS REALLY YOU...WHY HAVE YOU COME BACK?" HANK HILL PULLED DOWN HIS HOOD AND LOOKED AT JESUS WITH SHOCK.
"THE GANGREEN GANG HAS RETURNED...I NEED YOUR HELP, HANK. YOU AND YOUR PROPANE ACCESSORIES CAN HELP DEFEAT THEM." JESUS PUT A HAND ON HANKS SHOULDER
"I WOULD...BUT I DON'T HAVE THE PROPANE TANK ANYMORE. IT SOMEHOW INFUSED INTO MY BODY AND I CAN'T CONTROL MY POWER ANY LONGER. THATS WHY WE ALL MOVED ACROSS THE STREET AND HID. I EVEN HAVE A MAGICAL DOG NOW" LAUGHING COULD BE HEARD IN THE NEXT ROOM.
JESUS LOOKED INTO THE NEXT ROOM AND SAW A YELLOW DOG WITH LARGE JOULES AND LARGE BLACK EYES.
"WASSUP DUDE. YO HANK, WHO IS THIS DOINK?"
"ITS ALRIGHT, JAKE. THIS IS JESUS, MY FRIEND"
"NO. WAY. THE JESUS? NICE TO MEET YOU DUDE!"
JAKE SHOOK JESUS' HAND AND JESUS QUICKLY EXPLAINED THE SITUATION AND HOW HE HAD AMY AND LINK.
"SO THE GANG IS SLOWLY PIECING BACK TOGETHER. I SUPPOSE WE JUST NEED THE FINAL PIECE. ALRIGHT, LETS GO." HANK BEGAN TO MOVE OUTSIDE AND THEN HE HAD SOMEONE GRAB HIS HAND.
JAKE LOOKED UP AT HIM, " DUDE, IM NOT LETTING YOU GO WITHOUT ME. YOU KNOW WHEN YOUR POWER GETS OUT OF CONTROL IM THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN CALM YOU DOWN. YOU NEED ME."
"...I DONT WANT YOU TO GET HURT, JAKE."
"ITS OKAY, YOU KNOW I CAN PROTECT MYSELF. HANK" JAKE STROKED HANKS FACE.
"OKAY, LETS GO. BOBBY, YOURE IN CHARGE WHILE WE'RE GONE!"
AS THEY WERE WALKING AROUND TO GET THEIR LAST MEMBER OF THE OLD GANGOOD GANG, JESUS LOOKED BACK AT THE OLD TEAM. THEY WERE WORN DOWN AND BEATEN UP BECAUSE OF THE LAST FIGHT AGAINST THE GANGREEN GANG. THEIR LIVES HAVE BEEN TURNED AROUND WHETHER ITS BECAUSE THE LOSS OF A LOVED ONE, OR THE GAIN OF A POWERFUL ATTAINMENT.

JESUS SIGHED. HE WANTED TO HELP THEM GET BETTER LIVES, BUT HE DIDNT KNOW HOW. HOW COULD HE HELP THEM BE HAPPY AGAIN?