THE FEET OF THE HEROES SWEPT ACROSS THE UNITED STATES AS THEY MADE IT TO MASSECHUSETTS. THEY WERE FINALLY THERE. AT THE BELLY OF THE BEAST.
"LIKE, WHAT NOW, BIG J?" SHAGGY ASKED., A LITTLE INTIMIDATED.
"WE WAIT." JESUS REPLIED. HE STOOF THERE, WATCHING THE OPEN YET EMPTY CITY ROADS AS THE TUMBLEWEED FLEW ACROSS.
"I SEE YOU MADE IT." ACE JUMPED DOWN FROM THE TOP OF A BUILDING, HIS FRIENDS SWOOPING DOWN BEHIND HIM. THE BIGGEST ONE HELD ZELDA. LINK CLENCHED HIS FIST.
"LET HER GO, YOU GREEN SACK OF SHIT." LINK GROWLED. ACE ONLY LAUGHED.
"ALRIGHT, YOU CAN HAVE HER." ACE SNAPPED HIS FINGER. ONE OF THE GANG MEMBERS SLIT OPEN HER WRIST, DRIPPING THE BLOOD IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CIRCLE THEY HAD DRAWN BELOW. THEN THEY SHOVED HER TOWARD LINK. LINK CAUGHT HER AND IMMEDIETLY BEGAN TENDING TO HER WOUNDS.
"ZELDA! NO..I..-"
"ASERATH METREON SYNTHOS!" ACE REPEATED 6 TIMES. JESUS WATCHED AS THE SKY TURNED A DARK RED COLOR AND THE GROUND BELOW THEM RUMBLED. CRACKS EMERGED IN THE GROUND BELOW THEM.
A FIGURE ROSE FROM THE CRACKS AND OPENED HIS MOUTH, SUCKING IN THE SOULS OF TWO OF THE GANGREEN GANG MEMBERS. THE ITHER THREE SHIVERED AND BOWED DOWN TO HIM.
ACE SPOKE, "OH MIGHTY KERMIT, WE PRAISE THEE AND ASK OF YOU TO BE OUR LEADER TO CONQUER THE WORLD."
KERMIT LOOKED DOWN ON ACE AND STOOF IN FRONT OF ACE, LICKING UP HIS FACE, "I OWN YOU. I'LL OWN EVERYTHING IN THIS WORLD AND DESTROY IT RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR EYES."
ACE SHIVERED, "Y-YES, SIR."
KERMIT LOOKED UP AT JESUS AND HIS FRIENDS, "DO I HAVE SOME CHALLENGES THAT I NEED TO OVERCOME? THESE LOOK RATHER EASY TO ME."
"NOT AS EASY AS YOU THINK" LINK GROWLED, RUNNING TOWARD HIM WITH HIS SWORD. KERMIT SWEPT HIS ARM SIMPLY TO THE SIDE, SENDING LINK FLYING INTO THE NEAREST BUILDING.
"NICE TRY, BUT I'M KERMIT THE FROG. THE ALL POWERFUL DIETY WITH NO WEAKNESSES. YOU CAN'T DEFEAT ME, NOT EVEN YOU, SON OF PORKY." HE LOOKED UP AT JESUS.
"LITTLE DO YOU KNOW, KERMIT. IS THAT YOU WILL GO BACK TO HELL WHERE YOU BELONG." JESUS GLARED.
"HAHAHAHA! SAYS WHO?"
THE GANG ALL LOOKED BACK AT EACH OTHER AND UP AT KERMIT, "WE WILL."
"THEN BRING IT ON YOU LITTLE BASTARDS." KERMIT CHUCKLED.
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The Book Of Bread
HumorWhen the Gangreen Gang comes back to summon an evil diety, Jesus, Link, Amy Rose, Hank Hill, Jake, and Shaggy must come together once again with the aid of Porky Pig to fight off this common enemy and save the world. Along the way the once broken bo...
