Bungou Stray Dog Short Stories

7 Days of hell

Hey everyone! Hope all of u are excited to read. I know all of u might asked why the title sounds weird. Well... I kinda ran out of ideas on what to put as a title so I just happen to came up with "period breakdown" so yeah.

Anyway this story will be the continuous of "Turning into a women". So basically in this story, all the males are turned into a female and will go through girls puberty.

btw if there any male reader here, comment down below. just want to know if there any male reading my story.

Warning: blood (?)

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As usual, everyone in the ADA (Armed Detective Agency) were busy with their work. Crime to be solved and many more. Sounds normal right? Except it isn't. If you remember the last incident of Kaiji trying out his gender swap potion on Dazai and the others. You would have thought that they went back to normal. Unfortunately, the effects of the potion did not went away as they hoped.

''Ne Kunikida-kun how long will the effects last?'' Dazai asked while laying on the floor.

''Abou two weeks from what I've heard'' Kunikida said while doing his work. Eyes not leaving from his work. Dazai groaned at Kunikida answer. Meanwhile, Naomi were harassing Tanizaki(female).

At the end of the day, Dazai went back home.

Dazai P.O.V

'Finally back home!' I thought to myself. I went to the kitchen and to get myself some beer from the fridge. 'I wonder how long i have to survive as a girl.'

After drinking, I went to change clothes and went to bed. The next day, I woke up. Picking up my phone beside my futon, I check to see it was 7 am. Despite feeling tired, I got up from my futon. As i stood up, i noticed a blood stain on my futon. i stared blankly at it. Slowly, i went to dial the only person i know that could help me.

Ring Ring

''Hello, what do you need this time Dazai?''

''Erm....I was wondering if you could help me.....''

''What is it?''

''......I'm like bleeding right now.''

''...........''

''.............''

''Let me guess, you're having that thing.''

Third P.O.V

At the office, Yosana was talking to Dazai. The others were curious as to what they were saying as both of them looked serious. So, they went to hide behind the wall.

''So now do you understand?''

''Yeah i think i got it.''

The others noticed Dazai was walking to their direction so they immediately went back to their desk and pretend that nothing happened. Dazai sighed and went to his desk. Being the kind junior he is, Atsushi went to Dazai and asked what happened.

''Dazai-san is everything ok?''

''Hum~ everything is not ok Atsushi-kun.''

''Did something happen?''

''Yeah it did. I found out that I'm going through puberty."

"Eh???"

" What the hell does that mean Dazai!" Kunikida yelled.

"Ah~ I'm too lazy to explain."

"W-Why you!!!💢"

Before Kunikida could hit Dazai, Yosana stepped in and asked what's going on. Atsushi went to explain everything to Yosana.

After the explanation, Yosana just laughed out really loud causing the others two to be confusing. To avoid anymore confusion, Yosana explained that Dazai was going through puberty.

Menwhile, Ranpo who was eating his candy at his desk happen to hear the conversation. He thought to himself, 'There no way I'm gonna have that .'

The next day, Ranpo barged into the office and was panicking. His co-worker was concern for him, went to calm him down and asked what happen. Ranpo went to explain that he have that "thing". There was a moment of silence at the office.

Then everyone started to laughed out really loud. Ranpo who was pissed was trying to get everyone stop laughing but failed.

Meanwhile, Dazai was lying on the floor motionless.

"Oi! What are you trying to do now?" Kunikida asked.

" Don't talk to me Kunikida-kun, I'm currently suffering from a cramp." Dazai said.
After Dazai said that, Kunikida went away and decided to ignore him for the whole day while doing his work.

The following day, Atsushi received a call from Tanizaki.

" I'm sorry Atsushi i don't think i can come to work."

"What happened?"

"...............i got that 'things' and it hurts really badly."

"Oh i see. Get well soon."

"Thanks Atsushi!"

After the call ended, Atsushi proceeded to find Kunikida.
After half an hour, he still can't find him. So, he went to asked everyone if they have seen him.

"Didn't Kunikida told you he weren't be here today?"

" No? Did something happened Yosana?"

"Well...... Apparently he's going through puberty and is having that 'thing'. He also said he have cramps really bad and his being getting mood swing. Such a pussy that guy is."

As you can guessed, Atsushi got his the next day. Currently all of them are at their house, suffering.

The 7 days of hell will begin!

Day 1

-All of them were on their bed unable to move.

-Kunikida screaming " WHY IS THERE SO MUCH BLOOD?!"

-Tanizaki and Atsushi crying in pain

Day 2

- They were still on their bed unable to move once again.

- Dazai became emo

-Ranpo started to whine like a little child the whole day. Poor Yosana. She was forced to take care of him.

Day 3

-It was better then the first two days. But there was still pain

-Ranpo eating chocolate the whole day and bossing Yosana

- Kunikida was getting random mood swing.

-Tanizaki was staring at his ceiling with a blank stare which got Naomi worried.

-Atsushi was taken care by Kyouka

Day 4

- They were able to take a walk around the park

Day 5

-They were able to work

-Everyone in the office, had to deal with Ranpo and Kunikida.

-Ranpo kept whining and was super annoying.

-Kunikida was going around, trying to find his co-worker mistake to shout at them.
When there nothing, he still shout.

Day 6

- Nothing happened

Day 7

Nothing happened except for Ranpo throwing candy at everyone for fun.

Their 7 days of hell was finally gone! They were so happy so they decided to celebrate. Dazai return back to normal and no longer emo.

Bonus

The next day, the boys went to buy chocolate for all the female co-worker as they admire what they have to go through everyday.

We salute you!