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     "What's up my diggity dawgs?"He asks as he obnoxiously enters the room. Nobody ever really liked things he said, even if, sometimes, they were references. He continued saying his usual weird and, honestly, stupid things. Wow, this guy does not know when to stop. He just kept going on and on and on and on... and on!
     "Hey maybe don-" I at least tried to say before I was so rudely interrupted. Jeez, he always says the most meaningless things, it's like, bro, nobody gives one. But he kept going, of course. Nobody expected to hear him say anything actually coherent, or funny for that matter.
     He was rambling on, and I got bored so I started listening to what he was saying. It wasn't anything important, at least, until near the end of his spiel.
    "Watch out for the month of February, you won't like what comes, nobody will." I couldn't believe him. He looked straight at me, his eyes glowing white.
     "You should be most cautious."
     I woke up