If these children, who don't know any better, want to leave mean comments, that DON'T hurt my feelings, no they DON'T, uh- I mean, if they want to, they should expect a response, because this is the Internet, where Grown Adults with massive egos bully kids, and nobody holds back. Bitch.
(Also, if you be mean I'm gonna block you. Stop iiitt!!!)
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LAUGH AT ME, I MAKE FUNNY FACES, I AM VERRY FUNNY. I BAKED YOU A PIE, AND YOU WILL LAUGH. I'M GETTING MY MILLIONS FANS TO LAUGH, SO WHY DO YOU, A PERSON WITH MORE THAN 2 BRAIN CELLS, NOT LAUGH!?
UGH I AM A COMEDIAN. YOU ARE NOTHING.
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(Trigger warning, P and R word)
Hello, GossipWarning Nation! Today, I will accuse multiple people of being Pedophiles, and of Raping children. Also I'm gonna say the N-word! Ni-
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Hi! I'm an innocent girl! Ugh, I'm so ugly... Ahem, I said I'm so ugly! Oh, I'm sorry, I must not have been heard. I am so ugly and stupid, it's not like I make every straight guy swoon, and every straight girl question their sexuality, and I totally don't get Straight-A's!!!
UGH, COMPLIMENT ME NOW YOU STUPID FU-
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Hey, sorry, just some personal things, anyway, back to this.
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Hi! We're a company that wants you to treat animals well! We don't like abuse of any animals, and disrespected someone who died, and we did on their birthday! Oh no, we aren't hypocrites, it isn't like we killed multiple healthy dogs, for no reason, or like we committed mass lobster genocide by putting them in freshwater, even though they shouldn't be there. Simple mistakes, oh, but this man who many people grew up watching, he was harassing a stingray, and that's a no-no.
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Okay I think that's all, for now.
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