Nothing special

Part 14

"Dude, I just... well, a certain relationship is... not a thing anymore." I told Jack
"Dude, chicks are dicks, you'll get over it" he responded
"Oh not mine," I told him "Saul and Sally's"
"Bro, did you clickbait me?"
"Yeah, let me tell you."
"Fine"

"Oh hey Saul, wassup?"
"Oh not much, what have you been up to, Cody?"
"Just been out at the club, not cheating though, I'm a faithful man"
"Good, cuz I night have to tell Kary"
And that's when Sally walked up
"Oh hey guys"
"Hi babe"
"Hey Sal"
"Cody was telling me that he was at the club, but don't worry, he wasn't cheating, you don't have to tell your sister"
Sally laughed a bit nervously, but not enough to easily tell.
"Sal, I think I saw you over there too, haha"
But Sally was all like
"Haha, yeah, oh, Cody, could I talk to you?"
Then Saul told Sally "Wait, you told me you were at Kary's house"
"I'll... I'll tell you right after I talk to Cody"
And so we went to a different room, oh yeah, dude, I forgot to mention, this was at their house, like and hour and a half ago
"How did you know I was at the club?
"Um."
"Please don't tell Saul, he's been gone alot and I've been really unsatisfied when he is here, because he doesn't give me enough plea-"
"Ah, I dont wanna hear it"
"Don't tell him, please, I love him"
"Do you though?" I told her, then I left like a badass
Then I went over to Saul
"Hey, Cody, did you actually see her at the club?"
"No, but she was there, she was with another man"
Sally came back, right
"Saul, don't listen to him, I love you!"
He looked at her with a dead face
"Sally... were you with another man last night?"
"No, of course, baby, please"
"Did you have sex with another man?"
"..."
"..."
And then she started, like, screaming
"FUCK YOU, You are not a real man! I HATE YOU, YOU FINALLY GET A NICE GIRL IN YOUR LIFE, AND YOU ACCUSE ME OF CHEATING?"
"I'm not accusing, I'm asking"
And like, at that point I was like, damn I'm out, and went into the next room, but they have thin walls, so I heard everything
"Fuck you! Yeah, I've been fucking other guys, because your dick ain't shit, and you dont even give me money, I'm a woman, you're a man! You are beneath me! Fuck you!"
"..."
"SPEAK UP, PUSSY!"
"Get out of my house."
"Bitch, YOUR HOUSE? IT'S MY HOUSE, AND I'LL RIP ANY PIECE OF PAPER SAYING OTHERWISE"
"Leave!"
"YOU DO NOT RAISE YOUR VOICE AT ME, FUCK YOU!"
I went to go check up at the exact moment she hit him, she gave him a firm punch to the face, bro
"Fuck you looking at?"
"You cant just hit him!"
"Yes I can, I am a woman, he can't hit me!"
"I'm calling the cops"
At that point she ran, and I called them, I dont know where she is, but she's probably hiding

"Dude, how didn't I hear about this?"
"You havent answered your phone for the past two hours"
"Well because Sally has been... watching a movie with me..."
"Dude, keep her there, hang up, I'll call the cops, and if she tries to tell you anything, remember, if the sexes were switched, you'd almost kill Sally, so again, keep her there, hang up"
"Okay dude"

"911 Please state your emergency"
"I would like to report a case of domestic abuse"
"Can I have the address and details"
"Well, a woman knocked out her boyfriend, and ran off to my friend's house, she's at 168 Big Curtain Court"
"We will send the police there, thank you, sir."