(At a restaurant.)
Waitress: Would you like a table?
Me: No thanks. Carpet for three!
YOU ARE READING
Funny Jokes!
HumorThe funny jokes book is, well, funny! This book will make you laugh, it will probably make you cry because it's so boring, make you pee on yourself, and it might even kill you. Just warning you!
Carpet for three!
(At a restaurant.)
Waitress: Would you like a table?
Me: No thanks. Carpet for three!
